Going from being someone who usually eats only slightly less eggs daily than Gaston from Beauty and the Beast to someone who hasn& #39;t been able to buy eggs for weeks has been an unexpectedly hard part of this whole unsatisfactory bitch of a situation https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☹️" title="Frowning face" aria-label="Emoji: Frowning face">
I mean the chickens are still around, right?? The chickens haven& #39;t GONE anywhere. But the huge shop has been out of eggs for so long and honestly I would kill a man for one(1) single egg right now
I& #39;m just saying, in the Before Times, it was not unusual for me to have a boiled egg for breakfast, an egg mayonnaise sandwich for lunch, and then go home in the evening to a dinner of fried eggs and bacon

They were my main source of protein, and I miss them so much https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
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