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That thing of beauty that is supposed to be a joy forever, is a sink free of dirty dishes.
Except that it doesn& #39;t last forever.
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Tweet 1/n
Except that it doesn& #39;t last forever.
Tweet 1/n
Tweet 2/n to clarify that 1/n was casually tweeted while in full realization of the horrid tragedy that has befallen us and in full, comprehensive understanding of the fact that how my dishes are not a priority right now.
Tweet 3/n to clarify that 2/n is a precautionary tweet to render political correctness to 1/n in case some kind fellow takes offense to my working in the government and joking about dishes in the event of a mammoth tragedy.
Tweet 4/n to clarify that tweet 3/n does not apply to you if you& #39;re only offended by 1/n because it is a poor,poor joke in which case, high five.
Tweet 5/n: I can& #39;t seem to stop myself.
Tweet 6/n to elucidate the moral of the story(thread) which is that one can be working in the government and still spew one& #39;s personal brand of hopelessness induced unfunny and want to not be judged or reprimanded or called out for it.
Tweet 7/n to pity at oneself. All this conditioning on being seen as responsible and holding back and projecting a certain serious image and always putting up a straight face has probably led one to be a tad bit too defensive. Shouldn& #39;t be like that. Hate it.
Tweet 8/n
Fin.
For now.
Fin.
For now.
