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Things aren& #39;t in tip-top shape, so this is a tweet thread of me trying to cope wih shit by watching Miraculous Ladybug season 3.
"High school, the arena of teenage angst" I can& #39;t with this shady ass man.
Yo, I swear, I fucking despise this bitch.
Is Marinette nearly getting Akumatized a trend in this season? Let& #39;s count: 1
DID LILA JUST FUCKING GRAB THE AKUMA!? THIS BITCH REALLY BE EVIL INCARNATE-
"H I I I I II I I I H" KKSJDJXKS
Adrien being all Cat Noir-style bastard: yes.
Cat Noirs puns give me life.
Daym, Marinette& #39;s getting sassier.
Marinette crashing into everything is the most relatable shit ever.
Thomas Astruc& #39;s self insert fills me with inspiration.
"Uh-oh, she& #39;s seen him!" WE BEEN KNEW
ANIMAESTRO GIVES ME LIFE HOLY SHIT-
"Turn off your screens."
*crushes phone*
*crushes phone*
"As in all the famous tragedies, triumph always comes before failure." NGL, I like that line.
THE WAY HAWKMOTH BROKE CHARACTER FOR A SPLIT-SECOND WHEN HE WAS OFFERED BREAD SJXBSJZJZJZ
Why does Bakerix look like a Viking-
Do you think it& #39;s possible to eat Bakerix?
FU BACKSTORY!?
I CAN ALREADY TELL WHERE THE EPISODE IS GOING AND I DON& #39;T HAVE THE GUTS TO CONTINUE.
AAAAAA I KNEW IT HOLY SHIT-
ADRIEN GOT THE PRESCIRPTION. I REALLY THINK HE DID.
I forgot to say - Gabriel going all ewweth when a person approached him, I felt that.
THAT LUCKY CHARM M A N -
There is always something about old couples that make me soft like wHY-
"HE& #39;S TOO HOT!" - Marinette and Me
Luka being supportive of his sister makes me 
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Some of these tweets are out of order, damn it.
Rose and Juleka are g i r l f r i e n d s .
JULEKA OH NO BABY-
HOLY SHIT MAYURA-
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NWSJJSJDSKSKZK REFLEKTA IS REALLY CUTE THO I LIKE HER DESIGN AND JULEKA& #39;S VOICE JUST WORKS OF IT-
Okay, I get what& #39;s gonna happen.
SJBDWJZKSKDJSJJSJSNZNDNSKSKSK I& #39;M FREAKING OUT
YO HOLY SHIT THEY& #39;RE BOTH FABULOUS FUCK-
ADRIEN, YOU& #39;RE SO FUCKING STUPID-
I can& #39;t believe I live in a timeline where I can hear Bryce Papenbrook say Ladybug& #39;s lines.
I love Duuzu. Or however you spell their name.
This episode makes me smile. :)))
MARINETTE, YOU& #39;RE ALSO STUPID.
Plagg https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handshake" aria-label="Emoji: Handshake"> Tikki
Watching their partners go around unconsciously chasing each other while denying they are chasing each other
Watching their partners go around unconsciously chasing each other while denying they are chasing each other
I CAN& #39;T WATCH THIS SHXBSJXJSJS
I& #39;m gonna scared-
The secondhand embarrassment I& #39;m getting from this episode-
I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY THE EPISODE IS TITLED THE WAY IT IS-
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO OVERREACT-
Oh no, Marinette& #39;s dad is really pure sjxnxjsjxjxj
Is this a solo Cat Noir mission, I wonder???
Woah, holy shit. Holy shit, holy shit, Adrien went d e e p .
That was as close as I& #39;ll ever get to a solo Cat Noir episode. Hallelujah.
Let me just say, I lowkey hate the website I got these episodes from. THE THUMBNAILS WERE SO SPOILER-Y. BUT I STILL WANNA WATCH EVEN THOUGH I& #39;M SO SCARED OF THIS NEXT ONE.
"Of course not, dad. You know I don& #39;t have any ideas." Bastard.
YO, FUCK THIS FATHER-SON DUO. I KNOW WHAT& #39;S GONNA HAPPEN NOW.
IT& #39;S YA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O OO O O OO O O OO O O O O O O O O O O O O OO O O I I II I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
YO THEY FUCKING GOT RIPPED OFF I WANT TO STAB A BASTARD-
LUKA IS SO MAD-
YOOOOOO WTF THIS BOI IS MAD LET HIM P U N C H
YOOOOOOOO HE& #39;S SO PISSED
YOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD-
I THEORIZED THIS STARTING SEASON 2 EVER SINCE HE WAS INTRODUCED I CAN& #39;T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DID IT-
HE& #39;S REALLY IN LOVE WITH HER. THE SHIPPING HAS BECOME CONFLICTED ONCE AGAIN.
Is XY voiced by Bryce Papenbrook as well or what?
"Yeahhh, okay, I& #39;ll shut up now-" JSXNSMDMEKX
YO HOLY SHIT I don& #39;t care is Silencer doesn& #39;t have any powerful beams or weapons and shit, but his powers CAN REALLY MESS SOMEBODY UP I AM AFRAID OF ONE (1) MAN-
I want Bob Roth to d word.
HE& #39;S STILL SO MAD JWJDJXKXK
HE REPEATED IT OH MY GOD-
Okay, I really love Rose& #39;s singing.
FUCK this episode got my heart T O R N .
I fucking d e s p i s e Lila.
ALYA STOP YOUR FRIEND FROM HURTING HERSELF-
I REALLY HATE LILA IDNXJDJXJXJX
MEANWHILE, ADRIEN& #39;S LIKE, "... huh?"
THIS FIREFIGHTER-
LILA IS SUCH A BITCH-
YO OH MY GOD THEY& #39;RE DEAD-
YO THIS LYING BITCH IS GON GET IT-
AHAHAHAHA ONICHAN& #39;S POWERS FUCKING S L A P .
KAGAMI IS FUCKING OBSSESSED WITH ADRIEN, holy s h i t .
HOLY SHIT LILA CALLED A TRUCE WITH AN AKUMATIZED!? YO SHE& #39;S A WHOLE FCKING SPECIES ON HER OWN-
DID ONICHAN JUST S T E A L THE FUCKING LUCKY CHARM-
CAT NOIR STOLE A BRAINCELL-
The villains are waaaaaaaaaay more intense, holy shit-
YO F U C K GABRIEL AND LILA.
Hoe hoe hoe the episode title is pretty... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
WHAT ARE MAYURA AND HAWKMOTH P L A Y I N G AT!?
I sometimes think... do Alya and Nino ever talk about their superhero shit with each other? I& #39;m curious. I want to see that.
When the Adrien in Cat Noir shows,my heart goes-
GABRIEL, LILA AND CHLOE!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT-
NOOOOO I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD FOR CHLOE NOOOOOOO
NOOO CHLOE DON& #39;T CRY UGH LILA AND GABRIEL AS SUCH ASSES-
OH MY GOD YES CHLOE AKDNWKDNENDNDNXJMSMSMSMDMELALDJSOZKSKZA CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
I feel really bad for Sabrina tho-
bUT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT CAT NOIR GOT CATACLYSMED ARE HIS INTERNAL ORGANS OKAY-
bUT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT CAT NOIR GOT CATACLYSMED ARE HIS INTERNAL ORGANS OKAY-
MAYURA JUST S N A T C H E D IT-
WERE NINO AND ALYA JUST FUCKING T R A I N I N G -
Hawkmoth is fucking stupid.
MAYLMAYURA ALMOST GOT IT WOAH WOAH WOAH
Cat Noir, don& #39;t die-
QUEEN BEE ALSO ALMOST TOOK THE BROOCH HOOO BOI I CAN& #39;T BREATHE-
HOOO BOI OBLIVIO HERE WE GO I FEAR THIS ONE, TOO-
I SHOULD HAVE K N O W N THE AMNESIA TROPE WAS GOING TO POP UP SOMEWHERE
Okay, but not in THIS proportion. WE ARE BEING F E D ADRIENETTE CONTENT-
I LOVE IT THEY& #39;RE BOTH DUMBASSES-
Is Oblivio supposed to be Nino AND Alya akumatized?
ADRIEN KEEPS THROWING THESE CHEESY HOPELESS ROMANTIC LINES I CAN& #39;T TAKE IT-
This is, by far, the most confusing episode ever. I love it.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD-
Catboard Noir. :DDD
I WAS RIGHT IT& #39;S ALYA A N D NINO-
I HATE THIS TROPE OF NOT REMEMBERINF ANY SORT OF KISS AND WHATNOT FUCK THIS BULLSHIT-
WAIT, NO, I WAS WRONG- SJXNSJZJZK
Cat Noir is me reacting to Miraculous Ladybug and Ladybug is ALL of my moots watching me react in this horrid live thread.
Episode: *guitar playing*
Me:
Me:
Me seeing Luka and Marinette vs. Me, seeing Kagami and Adrien going to the same place as Luka and Marinette
MARINETTE, I SWEAR JENDNJSJDJSKSJSDKXK
I HATE THIS. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING-
THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT IS KILLING ME-
Ladybug and her boyfriends, hoo yeah.
