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Things aren't in tip-top shape, so this is a tweet thread of me trying to cope wih shit by watching Miraculous Ladybug season 3.

"High school, the arena of teenage angst" I can't with this shady ass man.

Yo, I swear, I fucking despise this bitch.

Is Marinette nearly getting Akumatized a trend in this season? Let's count: 1

DID LILA JUST FUCKING GRAB THE AKUMA!? THIS BITCH REALLY BE EVIL INCARNATE-

"H I I I I II I I I H" KKSJDJXKS

Adrien being all Cat Noir-style bastard: yes.

Cat Noirs puns give me life.

Daym, Marinette's getting sassier.

Marinette crashing into everything is the most relatable shit ever.

Thomas Astruc's self insert fills me with inspiration.

"Uh-oh, she's seen him!" WE BEEN KNEW

Haha, oh no. I don't know what's worse, the Japanese attempt or just Kagami.

ANIMAESTRO GIVES ME LIFE HOLY SHIT-

"Turn off your screens."

*crushes phone*

"As in all the famous tragedies, triumph always comes before failure." NGL, I like that line.

THE WAY HAWKMOTH BROKE CHARACTER FOR A SPLIT-SECOND WHEN HE WAS OFFERED BREAD SJXBSJZJZJZ

Why does Bakerix look like a Viking-

Do you think it's possible to eat Bakerix?

FU BACKSTORY!?

I CAN ALREADY TELL WHERE THE EPISODE IS GOING AND I DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO CONTINUE.

AAAAAA I KNEW IT HOLY SHIT-

ADRIEN GOT THE PRESCIRPTION. I REALLY THINK HE DID.

I forgot to say - Gabriel going all ewweth when a person approached him, I felt that.

THAT LUCKY CHARM M A N -

There is always something about old couples that make me soft like wHY-

"HE'S TOO HOT!" - Marinette and Me

Luka being supportive of his sister makes me

Some of these tweets are out of order, damn it.

Rose and Juleka are g i r l f r i e n d s .

JULEKA OH NO BABY-

HOLY SHIT MAYURA-

Will there be a new Miraculous holder in this episode, I wonder?

NWSJJSJDSKSKZK REFLEKTA IS REALLY CUTE THO I LIKE HER DESIGN AND JULEKA'S VOICE JUST WORKS OF IT-

Okay, I get what's gonna happen.

SJBDWJZKSKDJSJJSJSNZNDNSKSKSK I'M FREAKING OUT

YO HOLY SHIT THEY'RE BOTH FABULOUS FUCK-

ADRIEN, YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID-

I can't believe I live in a timeline where I can hear Bryce Papenbrook say Ladybug's lines.

I love Duuzu. Or however you spell their name.

This episode makes me smile. :)))

MARINETTE, YOU'RE ALSO STUPID.

Plagg

Tikki
Watching their partners go around unconsciously chasing each other while denying they are chasing each other

I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHXBSJXJSJS

I'm gonna scared-

The secondhand embarrassment I'm getting from this episode-

I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY THE EPISODE IS TITLED THE WAY IT IS-

WHY DID SHE HAVE TO OVERREACT-

Oh no, Marinette's dad is really pure sjxnxjsjxjxj

MARINETTE'S MOM, THO. JSBDJSJSJSJSJS MA'AM, WHY IS YOUR HEART SO KIND!?!?!?

Is this a solo Cat Noir mission, I wonder???

Woah, holy shit. Holy shit, holy shit, Adrien went d e e p .

That was as close as I'll ever get to a solo Cat Noir episode. Hallelujah.

Let me just say, I lowkey hate the website I got these episodes from. THE THUMBNAILS WERE SO SPOILER-Y. BUT I STILL WANNA WATCH EVEN THOUGH I'M SO SCARED OF THIS NEXT ONE.

"Of course not, dad. You know I don't have any ideas." Bastard.

YO, FUCK THIS FATHER-SON DUO. I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW.

IT'S YA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O OO O O OO O O OO O O O O O O O O O O O O OO O O I I II I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

YO THEY FUCKING GOT RIPPED OFF I WANT TO STAB A BASTARD-

LUKA IS SO MAD-

YOOOOOO WTF THIS BOI IS MAD LET HIM P U N C H

YOOOOOOOO HE'S SO PISSED

YOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

I THEORIZED THIS STARTING SEASON 2 EVER SINCE HE WAS INTRODUCED I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DID IT-

HE'S REALLY IN LOVE WITH HER. THE SHIPPING HAS BECOME CONFLICTED ONCE AGAIN.

Is XY voiced by Bryce Papenbrook as well or what?

"Yeahhh, okay, I'll shut up now-" JSXNSMDMEKX

YO HOLY SHIT I don't care is Silencer doesn't have any powerful beams or weapons and shit, but his powers CAN REALLY MESS SOMEBODY UP I AM AFRAID OF ONE (1) MAN-

I want Bob Roth to d word.

HE'S STILL SO MAD JWJDJXKXK

HE REPEATED IT OH MY GOD-

Okay, I really love Rose's singing.

FUCK this episode got my heart T O R N .

I fucking d e s p i s e Lila.

ALYA STOP YOUR FRIEND FROM HURTING HERSELF-

I REALLY HATE LILA IDNXJDJXJXJX

MEANWHILE, ADRIEN'S LIKE, "... huh?"

THIS FIREFIGHTER-

LILA IS SUCH A BITCH-

YO OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD-

YO THIS LYING BITCH IS GON GET IT-

AHAHAHAHA ONICHAN'S POWERS FUCKING S L A P .

KAGAMI IS FUCKING OBSSESSED WITH ADRIEN, holy s h i t .

HOLY SHIT LILA CALLED A TRUCE WITH AN AKUMATIZED!? YO SHE'S A WHOLE FCKING SPECIES ON HER OWN-

DID ONICHAN JUST S T E A L THE FUCKING LUCKY CHARM-

CAT NOIR STOLE A BRAINCELL-

The villains are waaaaaaaaaay more intense, holy shit-

YO F U C K GABRIEL AND LILA.

Hoe hoe hoe the episode title is pretty...

WHAT ARE MAYURA AND HAWKMOTH P L A Y I N G AT!?

I sometimes think... do Alya and Nino ever talk about their superhero shit with each other? I'm curious. I want to see that.

When the Adrien in Cat Noir shows,my heart goes-

GABRIEL, LILA AND CHLOE!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT-

NOOOOO I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD FOR CHLOE NOOOOOOO

NOOO CHLOE DON'T CRY UGH LILA AND GABRIEL AS SUCH ASSES-

OH MY GOD YES CHLOE AKDNWKDNENDNDNXJMSMSMSMDMELALDJSOZKSKZA CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

I feel really bad for Sabrina tho-

bUT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT CAT NOIR GOT CATACLYSMED ARE HIS INTERNAL ORGANS OKAY-

MAYURA JUST S N A T C H E D IT-

WERE NINO AND ALYA JUST FUCKING T R A I N I N G -

Hawkmoth is fucking stupid.

MAYLMAYURA ALMOST GOT IT WOAH WOAH WOAH

Cat Noir, don't die-

QUEEN BEE ALSO ALMOST TOOK THE BROOCH HOOO BOI I CAN'T BREATHE-

HOOO BOI OBLIVIO HERE WE GO I FEAR THIS ONE, TOO-

I SHOULD HAVE K N O W N THE AMNESIA TROPE WAS GOING TO POP UP SOMEWHERE

Okay, but not in THIS proportion. WE ARE BEING F E D ADRIENETTE CONTENT-

I LOVE IT THEY'RE BOTH DUMBASSES-

Is Oblivio supposed to be Nino AND Alya akumatized?

ADRIEN KEEPS THROWING THESE CHEESY HOPELESS ROMANTIC LINES I CAN'T TAKE IT-

This is, by far, the most confusing episode ever. I love it.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD-

Catboard Noir. :DDD

I WAS RIGHT IT'S ALYA A N D NINO-

I HATE THIS TROPE OF NOT REMEMBERINF ANY SORT OF KISS AND WHATNOT FUCK THIS BULLSHIT-

WAIT, NO, I WAS WRONG- SJXNSJZJZK

Cat Noir is me reacting to Miraculous Ladybug and Ladybug is ALL of my moots watching me react in this horrid live thread.

Episode: *guitar playing*

Me:

Me seeing Luka and Marinette vs. Me, seeing Kagami and Adrien going to the same place as Luka and Marinette

MARINETTE, I SWEAR JENDNJSJDJSKSJSDKXK

I HATE THIS. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING-

THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT IS KILLING ME-

Ladybug and her boyfriends, hoo yeah.

NO OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW. LUKA'S GONNA GET A MIRACULOUS, ISN'T HE!?

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