carbine: if you ate a hot pepper and breath mints at the same time would the two cancel each other out
par: nope! you'd just have both sensations at the same time. different parts of your tongue register hot and cold so you'd probably just be in pain, if you did that
par: hey flo do you think you would ever eat a hot pepper and breath mints simultaneously to see how it would feel
flo: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
DUDE
DUDE.
WE HAVE SUPER STRONG BREATH MINTS IN THE HOUSE. TODAY. AND AS SOON AS HUASO LEAVES FOR WORK. IM FUCKING DOING THAT
flo: or i could just like eat toothpaste if we dont have any mints
par: okay hold on dont eat toothpaste
flo: are you not supposed to?
PAR: .
flo: UH SLIGHT PROBLEM. SOMETIMES ILL JUST EAT A TINY BOTTLE OF TOOTHPASTE IF IM CRAVING SOMETHING MINTY AND WE HAVE NOTHING AT HOME
reinzi: flo how the fuck are you even alive
flo: JLK;LKIJ3UO:KGS';LkmgIOL5K;/Y;l{"p:lMKFO;RKLDRPFOK;MSLGP
reinzi: this isn't even a joke at this point how are you Actually alive
reinzi: actively ingesting toothpaste will fuck up your intestines
flo: OH MY GOD????
reinzi: flouride is not good for you. this is a given
flo: what's flouride?
carbine: THE SHIT IN TOOTHPASTE?
reinzi: chemical whitener in toothpaste
flo: AH...
reinzi: so . for your sake. just. bulk buy mints. please
flo: JEEZ OKAY!!! I USUALLY EAT THOSE PACKS OF MINT GUM I GUESS ILL TRY TO GET THEM MORE OFTEN!!!
reinzi: do you eat gum too
flo: ... SOMETIMES!
reinzi: f. im going to bed fuck this
flo: WH
reinzi: zzzzzzzzzsnz
kno3: what
the fuck
flo??????
flo if you see a bottle of mouthwash don't drink it
carbine: DONT GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS
kno3: don't drink mouthwash it's not like hot dog smoothies or monster you'll fucking die flo. if its not sold as a food/drink don't consume it all willy nilly
lenny: hm. i ate shaving cream once. and cat food
carbine: /WHAT./
par: one time i put too much syrup on my waffles and got sick for two days how are you people still alive
flo: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK MOUTHWASH EITHER???
carbine: NO
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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