when we met my boyfriend “just wasn’t a cat person.”

we’re out of wet food & he’s currently cooking fish so “the boys can still have a good dinner” as though they’re loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us

him, from the kitchen, just now: alright boys it’s starting to smell pretty fishy in here!!!

i love this giant fool.

this just in: cat so dumb he’s scared of his own reflection manages to fool a grown ass man into being his personal chef

finally dinner is served

aaaaand the cat who is his favorite refuses to try it lmao

“I made them a MEAL becca”

this man has been hoodwinked, bamboozled, and fooled

all of your pictures of your cats that have suckered humans into adoring them are making my week bless you all

you’ve all convinced my boyfriend he’s their favorite and this will be what breaks us during quarantine
https://twitter.com/davidwloria/status/1245765413113339910?s=21 https://twitter.com/davidwloria/status/1245765413113339910

I appreciate that half of my replies are people talking about cats or sharing pics of their pets and half are people pointing out how cute my cat-bamboozled boyfriend is which honestly like

mood