people keep writing overtly anxious wwx and I& #39;m like "this dude would meet-cute in an er w/dr lwj with a bleeding ulcer that & #39;haha he has no idea how he got it, things haven& #39;t been worse than usual lmaooooo& #39; and it turns out hes going to school, working 3 jobs, and raising ayuan"

"Do you have any sources of anxiety in your life?" says Dr Lan, who can& #39;t believe how hot this dude is with his baggy eyes, ripped jeans, and clingy four year old.

"Oh haha cant say I do, I guess things have been busy lately," says Wei Wuxian, who has never not been stressed out

Dr Wen rolls up with her hair tied violently to the top of her head, draws in a deep breath and begins to explain to her de facto brother what a fucking moron he is.

Dr Lan goes to see another patient, vaguely disappointed for some reason.

The next time they meet, it& #39;s at a party and Wei Wuxian actually says, out loud, "oh my god it& #39;s the hot doctor who said maybe I should sleep more than 3 hours a night and I almost asked him if he was offering to wear me out! Uh. Sorry."

"I see you havent taken that advice," says hot doctor Lan Wangji, who has never in his life been called a hot doctor to his face.

"Oh well you know, stuff," says wei Wuxian, and that& #39;s when Lan Wangji realizes, a little to his own horror, that hes gonna marry that boy.