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Hey @Acosta:

Have you given even a nanosecond of thought to the fact @realDonaldTrump was able to order the creation and deployment of a brand-new military task force without it leaking?

Trump is playing you idiots in the press like a banjo.
At every single COVID-19 press conference, Trump tells you to your face that he's seeing intelligence that all of you are unable to acquire.

So you do what THIS butthole did and repeat lies tailored for the insane.
What does it feel like, Jim, to know that the only people who admire you are the ones who are headed for straitjackets?

I can't imagine playing to all those rotted brains.

And the great thing is, Trump told YOU personally whatr he was doing.

Remember?
"The leaks are real. The news is fake."

That's an unambiguous admission that he's feeding you disinformation.

It went right over your head.

I laughed so hard when I saw that.
I'll tell you what Trump is doing now, Jim.

He's pushing for and getting the STRUCTURAL changes in the economy that the Democrats would've tried to prevent were it not for COVID-19.
What you morons in the press thought would finally bring Trump down will prove to the voters that there ARE NO BLACK SWANS for this president.

He gave you another hint today that you of course missed.
He's asking for a change in tax laws that will reinstate the ability of businesses to deduct restaurant and entertainment costs.

This is just one area.

Trump is ENSURING that the hibernating economy awakens with a roar.
The COVID-19 press conferences are tedious because reporters have no factual knowledge, so you're unable to understand plain English.

"Could we have lowered the numbered of deaths if we'd implemented mitigation earlier?"

"There's no way to answer that right now."
"Well, asked another way, would less people have died if we had implemented mitigation sooner?"

"As I just said, we can't answer that because we don't know when the virus began spreading to an extent that mitigation would've changed the rate of infection."
"Yes, but the Chinese and the Koreans began mitigation efforts much earlier than we did."

Here's what I would said to you at that point, Jim.

"I can't use simpler words for you. If you still can't understand, that's not my problem. Next question."
The press celebrated South Korea too early, because you're superficial imbeciles.

South Korea did most of its testing on a Christian sect. They ignored the rest of the country.

GUESS WHAT?
"South Korea is continuing to see a slight decline in new coronavirus cases on Wednesday, but that news is tempered by emerging clusters of infected patients, according to a media report."
South Korea is reporting a slight decline AS NEW INFECTION CLUSTERS EMERGE.

Next, you guys told us that Sweden was the new hotness.

They saved their economy!

Well, not so much.
"Sweden’s government expects the economy to contract as deeply as it did during the global financial crisis of 2008 as the coronavirus pandemic brings life to a virtual standstill."
Trump is ensuring a massive economic boom, while the sainted Swedes will wallow in recession for years.

I believe Trump.

My brother said he heard you say that Trump is coming across as "really scared."

It sounds like something you'd say.
Every normal person in the country is marveling at Trump's calmness.

Leave it to the forever grim, humorless, and tiny Jim Acosta to hallucinate Trump in fear.

Does it matter that Trump HAS NEVER PUBLICLY SHOWN FEAR IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE?
I'll show you a REAL reporter.

No fear on Trump, Jim.

Cram it, old boy. And I mean OLD boy.



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ADDENDUM:

HOLY SMOKES.

I never noticed this before. Watch Trump as the reporter interprets.

THREE TIMES, TRUMP TURNS TO HIM RIGHT AS HE FINISHES INTERPRETING.

Trump understands German. There's no doubt. Look at his face as he listens.
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