I wish companies would ditch stupid generic “security questions” that anyone can find out though #OSINT. If you want truely unique ?’s they need to be something like: “Hey girl, which bitch in your office needs to learn to mind her own business in 2020?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Which one of those bad ass kids of yours won’t stop eating all the COVID snacks?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Who from your high school still has beef with you?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Which movie franchise do you pretend to like but secretly think is overrated?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“What’s Taylor Swifts problem?!” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Name a more disgusting food than kale” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Name anyone who needs to be rescued from a CrossFit cult” #RealSecurityQuestions
“What year do you predict aliens will come back for Mark Zuckerberg” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Write a tweet that will turn Elon Musk into a supervillain” #RealSecurityQuestions
Fill in the blank “_____ killed hip-hop music forever?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“What would your secret stripper name be?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Which one of your married friends do you suspect are swingers?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Who would you want to play you in an autobiography?” #RealSecurityQuestions
“Which animal do you think is the biggest asshole on the planet?” #RealSecurityQuestions
You can follow @Amethyst_Brews.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: