the walking dead characters as the signs ✨
Aquarius: Rosita Espinosa
-updates their finsta every hour
-constantly plugging their letterboxd
-flips over their phone after sending a text
-”I really don’t care what you think”
Pisces: Beth Greene
-treats twitter like a diary
-posts spotify songs to their insta story daily
-spent quarantine painting
-”like for a tbh but i bet no one will do this”
Aries: Rick Grimes
-chaotic energy
-says “i love you” on the first date
-shoots first, asks questions later
-”I pick the game or or I’m not playing”
Taurus: Carl Grimes
-does 90% of the work in a group project
-always the designated driver
-starts political debates at family dinners
-“I only really watch foreign cinema sorry”
Gemini: Aaron Raleigh
-joins every club at school
-reads academic papers for fun
-brings coffee and donuts for everyone at the office
-“I will bottle up all my feelings and then one day I will die”
Cancer: Daryl Dixon
-never forgets a friend’s birthday
-puts airpods in so they don’t have to socialize
-their anxieties have anxieties
-“aight great party but it's almost 9 so imma take off”
Leo: Maggie Rhee
-posts long and heartfelt happy birthday posts to her friends
-won class president without even running
-is a vegan and makes sure everyone knows it
-“If you voted trump don’t even bother talking to me”
Virgo: Tara Chambler
-still mad about that thing from the third grade
-rehearses ordering before she gets to the counter
-won’t shut up about bullet journaling
-“I catch flights not feelings”
Libra: Glenn Rhee
-cries at lost dog posters
-makes spotify playlists for his crushes
-livetweets his mental breakdowns
-“I know you said you like me but are you sure?”
Scorpio: Paul “Jesus” Rovia
-sleep schedule is non existent
-comes over with ice cream if you say you’re sad
-tried meth once just for kicks
-“I’m a bad bitch but if you criticize me I will cry”
Sagittarius: Carol Peletier
-has a foodie instagram
-ghosts people instead of breaking up
-dark humour that’s lowkey scary
-“if i say i hate u it means ily”
Capricorn: Michonne Grimes
-won’t shut up about her semester abroad
-guesses the movie twist in the first 5 mins
-her block list is longer than her follow list
-“if you’ve wronged my friend you’ve wronged me”
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