HOME ALONE is on TV and I'm realizing that this movie is deeply sadistic.
Basically, the only thing that separates Kevin from Hannibal Lecter is a sharp knife and bottle of nice Chianti.
Meanwhile, the mother can't get a flight to Chicago from Scranton? Why doesn't she just rent a car?
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