My plan for the next month is to try all the frozen pizzas.

All of em.

FROZEN PIZZA 2. Sorta had that exact same taste 95% of frozen pizzas have, but seasoned and such better than most. Not lying about the pepperoni count but needed more cheese. Crispy crust which is rarely my thing. Has a cutout fake mustache you can shove into your nose? B rating.

PIZZA 1: had this one earlier this week. Honestly super into it. Loses points for like 10 pepperoni tops but you could genuinely be convinced it was a soft fresh baked crust. Pillowy square cut style, kinda like Leones in Boston which I miss. Keep extra pepperoni around. Solid A-

PIZZA 3. I'm not sure I tasted anything but the sauce. Crust was basically a dried out cracker vs a "thin crust", I have no memory of cheese, everything is foggy, what day is it? Expected better looking at the frozen before but sadly that's how life is now. I ate it. C rating.

PIZZA 4: CRAV'N stuffed crust three meat. Pretty accurate day-old old-school Pizza Hut stuffed crust taste/mouth feel, but better sauce & more of it than most. Once again not much surface cheese. Meat wasnt sawdusty. Hate the brand name but was pretty into the pizza. Solid B+/A-

PIZZA 5. Ok first up I'm a white pizza fan. It's my go-to at my local slice place. I wanted something a little less heavy for the wife and this worked. Quite good, best cheese so far, seasoned well, crispy non-cracker crust, good base. Terrible name again but solid A rating...

Note, my wife added broccoli and light additional garlic seasoning but I had to let it slide because stopping her to explain I needed the pizza out of the box pure would mean I'd have to explain I was rating pizzas on twitter to strangers, so... I scored a piece without broccoli.

PIZZA 6: I feel like the shame has started to kick in as this was a midnight pizza while watching SHARK TANK. FRESCHETTA NATURALLY RISING CRUST. let me tell you something, what nobody wants in a frozen pizza is "a focus on tough bready crust". Wholy unremarkable. looked good! C-