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Well friends... the TBR jar has chosen and this is what we are starting April with... It’s for a video, I’m scared, I’m excited, I don’t know what to do with myself.
Also this will serve as the thread where I dump my feeling as I read. So lets start.
First, I appreciate a good table of contents. Writers don’t put in tables of content anymore.
First, I appreciate a good table of contents. Writers don’t put in tables of content anymore.
Yes, hi, hello, this is a PSA to remind you that Charlie Swan is the one (1) good man and all he wanted was for his daughter to be happy in Forks and she never gave him a damn break. Thank you, that is all.
I had never noticed Bella’s constant negativity about absolutely EVERYTHING. It almost makes me long to go back to Clary and her whinny POV.
Bella equates Mike to a golden retriever and I... she’s not wrong but still...
I love that when Bella mentions that the Cullen’s are attractive, Charlie jumps out like “yeah but the dad tho, he’s the real hot one!” yes KING
Love how one moment Edward’s like “we CANNOT be friends” and the next he’s like “but also let’s go to Seattle together 
” like seriously dude pick one
” like seriously dude pick one
Also do not get me started on the scene in which he blocks her car so she’s trapped and Tyler can ask her to the dance. IT MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL
These two bland white people are soooo boring I am tempted to DNF the damn thing and still film the video because it’s not like I don’t know what happens
Edward literally fell in love and marries the first girl that made his dick twitch and wanted to actively kill. Wow.
I’m almost three hundred pages in and Edward hasn’t said the word vampire once.
Friends, quick PSA, when someone says they get enraged at the mere thought of you with someone else, that is a big yikes right there, just saying...
Bella literally just fainted because dude bro kissed her with the slightest hint of tongue... why are heteros like this.
HOLY SHIT it only took 320 pages but Edward finally said the word vampires!
This shit is getting finished because ya girl just got herself an audiobook to make this move faster.
James’s attack really came outta nowhere.
I DID IT I FINALLY FINISHED THIS DAMN BOOK I AM FREE
