So, this is a potentially problematic interaction between Congress's expanded unemployment benefits and the way it structured the small business rescue. As pointed out to me by an event space owner:

Anybody else who tweets "har har why don't they just pay their workers more" is getting blocked. We're talking about small businesses who have 0 revenue right now and are relying on capped loans to stay afloat. https://twitter.com/The_Sn0w_Man/status/1245473214983069696

And I've started hitting the block button.