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Went for a walk.
Met a cat.
Met a cat.
Went for a walk. Met a cat.
Went for a walk. Didn’t meet a single cat. These three will have to do.
Went for a walk to bring a neighbor some mail that was mistakenly delivered to me. Met a cat.
Went for a walk. “Met” a cat. It was very shy.
Went for a walk. Met a cat. We gazed silently at one another.
Walk, cat, etc.
Went for a walk. Met a cat—a real character.
Excellent form
Went for walk and greeted a friendly little cat I’ve met a few times. A neighbor kid came over and struck up a conversation. He informed me that my cat friend’s name is ELROY. Elroy is a real charmer.
Elroy is currently dealing with a new challenge, according to my source: his people have recently acquired a PUPPY, which may help explain why Elroy seeks attention from passersby.
The neighbor kid agrees with me that pets are a lifeline during this pandemic; his grandma, for example, absolutely dotes on her dog. Personally, he doesn’t need a pandemic puppy, he says, because he has three sisters. I have a feeling someone has fed him this line.
Went for a walk.
Met a cat. An orange one! I thought he was shy but as soon as I spied him and said hello, he slipped through a hole in the fence and greeted me as though we were old friends.
Met a cat. An orange one! I thought he was shy but as soon as I spied him and said hello, he slipped through a hole in the fence and greeted me as though we were old friends.
Went for a walk and met up with this cat again.
This time I learned his name: GEORGE.
This time I learned his name: GEORGE.
Went for a walk. Met five crows. Not at all ominous or anything.
Went for a walk.
Met a chicken named Blanche.
Met a chicken named Blanche.
Went for a walk.
Met a cat. It wasn’t too sure about me. Luckily I had a cat treat in my pocket.
Met a cat. It wasn’t too sure about me. Luckily I had a cat treat in my pocket.
Went for a walk.
Met a house. Someone who lives here has #pareidolia.
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Walked out of the house to bring in the trash can.
Met a cat.
Met a cat.
Went for a walk.
Met a crab named Kimberly.
Met a crab named Kimberly.
Took a walk to clear my head and to say hello to George. This time I remembered to bring a treat with me.
Continued on my walk. Tried to meet this cat but it was Not Interested in making my acquaintance.
Went for a short walk just to congratulate this special neighborhood goofball, who now comes running to me from his yard when he sees me coming. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-modern-heart/202009/why-orange-cats-are-special-according-science">https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/t...
Went for a walk.
Met a charming polydactyl.
Met a charming polydactyl.
On my walk today, I actually had the pleasure of encountering TWO cats I’d never met before. I called out to this fine buff tabby when I spotted it in an alley and it just came trotting up swiftly, ready to make friends.
