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Port Harcourt na one city wey I don swear say I no go ever enter again for my life!!!
Those boys are devils! I don fuck up before for their side and I no like the treatment wey I receive.
I went to P.H for the first time and naive me started flexing color red anyhow
Those boys are devils! I don fuck up before for their side and I no like the treatment wey I receive.
I went to P.H for the first time and naive me started flexing color red anyhow
I wan show myself as Lagos boy, but I no really think am well.. Had this red up-and-down joggers that I used to flex with one red cap and white shoes..
Na so one evening, boys accost me for Diobu side
"Heys! pin there! Abobi who goes you??"
Na so one evening, boys accost me for Diobu side
"Heys! pin there! Abobi who goes you??"
In my mind I say who be this mumu..
I sha acted calm..
They asked me again "Abobi I say who goes you??"
They asked me again "Abobi I say who goes you??"
Now I don& #39;t understand tout language..
But I& #39;ve gotta fool these niggas.. I& #39;m finna claim & #39;street& #39; too
They won& #39;t teach you this in school
But I& #39;ve gotta fool these niggas.. I& #39;m finna claim & #39;street& #39; too
They won& #39;t teach you this in school
So I figure out "Who goes you" has got to be something like "Who are you going with?"... And I& #39;m alone, I ain& #39;t going with anybody.
So I say the smartest shit I could think of
"I goes myself!"
So I say the smartest shit I could think of
"I goes myself!"
That night I learnt a lot of lessons..
1. You dont need cutlery to chop plenty slaps.
2. I learnt new meanings to the words "stainless" and "groundnut"
3. Nobody is a small boy in Port Harcourt
Never mind that I had to part with my phone and money to learn these life lessons.
1. You dont need cutlery to chop plenty slaps.
2. I learnt new meanings to the words "stainless" and "groundnut"
3. Nobody is a small boy in Port Harcourt
Never mind that I had to part with my phone and money to learn these life lessons.
