Your person is sleeping over, you’ve got Netflix on, you’ve ordered pizza , which box of wine are you going with
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Brown liquor gang, only ONE can stay
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You & the squad are low on funds but you’re tryna have a good time, which cheap vodka are you going with ?
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One beer must go, the rest are safe
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You’re hosting a house party, you can only take three of these, one must go
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You’re having a braai with your mates, and you can pick only one of these ciders
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You’re in the section rn, which three bottles are you buying for your table
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It’s a celebration
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You’re at Pre’s and it’s time to take shots. Which one is getting you warmed up for the night ?
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We all know Schweppes is the dash of all dashes, but which one is the GOAT
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You can only have one dash for the rest of the night , irregardless of which bottles you have, which dash are you taking ?
Hennessy
GOAT mixture ?
Your standard choice of beverage ?
Which cocktail are you backing ?
Where’s your favourite place to get sloshed ?
At what age did you start drinking ?
Do you remember your first time getting sloshed ?
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Alcohol is... (finish the sentence)
Before we end off this thread, what’s your Russian bear story ?
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