Alright guys, story time. Please keep in mind that none of the names used below are correct.

So, I worked in Retail Adv and because of the current situation I’ve been on calls, webcasts and online meetings non-stop for the past few weeks. This morning, I was on a webcast call with one of my markets and people are presenting. The usual...

All of the sudden this heavy breathing starts in the background. Mind you, there are like 30 ppl on this call. My internal team, the marketing office for my client, plus all franchise owners. I start texting my supervisor like wtf is happening right now

So the heavy breathing and grunting keep going for a solid 20mins, multiple people are in the chat box yelling “MUTE YOUR LINES PLEASE” when all of the sudden the ex president of the market Don, interrupts the presentation and says:

“Guys, I’m sorry to interrupt, but please stop texting me if it’s me. There seems to be some heavy breathing and grunting in the background and it’s not me, so please everyone mute your lines” and it was def not him because the breathing continued up until

He asked everyone to mute the lines. Then Calvin goes “dammit Ken, I owe you $20 bucks, I could’ve sworn it was Don.” While me and my team are sitting in our home offices like

And this is why WFH is always a shit show. But I’m here for it all.

And by worked, I mean I work. Cause I’m still employed.