Bad Arthur Morgan pickup lines:

“Hey, you from Tennessee? Cause...or are you from another state?”

“Sir is that a banana in your pocket or some other kind of fruit?”

“How do you like your eggs in the morning? I hope it ain’t poached cause I don’t know how to cook that.”

“If I said I wanted your body could I hold you?”

“I’m a handyman and I want to sand you down—wait, sorry. I mean I wanna saw—[steps away] Never mind.”

“If I were in charge of the alphabet, I would get rid of U and I.”