#bookrecsinlimerick
Some teenage sleuths back in the seventies
Exposed many a masked crook's felonies
One spook got away;
Now, broken and gay,
They're back to see how real that demon is.
#bookrecsinlimerick
For a skeptic who wants to believe
A better home's hard to conceive.
Its maze and its ghost,
Will keep you engrossed;
The all-seeing Eye will delight Niamh.
#yeahthatshowyoupronounceNiamh #Irishiscool
Okay, your turn. Best limerick about "This Body's Not Big Enough for Both of Us" gets a signed copy. Go.
THE BAR IS HIGH, KIDS. https://twitter.com/CitiznHerodotus/status/1245853299116396546
BOOM. https://twitter.com/_saberkane/status/1245857953925591041
Academics will study this one for ages.

Keep 'em coming. I am aghast. https://twitter.com/InspMoseley/status/1245877713212256257
#bookrecsinlimerick
A gang war is near 'cause a gunner
just put a don's son six feet un'er.
'Ere things go kablooie,
Call Adrian and Zooey.
Nothing will distract them--ROADRUNNER!

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