Hello, everyone. Just to let you know that I finished #TigerKing   last night and this account will now only post Tiger King content for the foreseeable future as it is the only thing I can think about.

Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.

Me the next time I do a video message for my class:

Me breaking the dress code at school:

Me teaching The Tudors:

Me talking about the girl who’s a bad influence at parents evening:

When I tell the children to find a space in PE but they automatically bunch up next to their friends:

When a child says ‘he started it!’

Me talking about my TAs:

Mr Firth why have you started a Tiger King teaching-themed meme thread?

When you sing Baa Baa Black Sheep in school but someone always pipes up saying they heard that it wasn’t PC like:

Before I started teaching I was young, enthusiastic and well-groomed...

If there’s ever a YPO sale on glue-sticks:

Default response when someone asks if you enjoyed the school holidays:

Me telling lies on my personal statement for jobs: