WHY APHELIOS HAS NO PERSONALITY WHATSOEVER AND DEPENDS ON ALUNE TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A FRAGILE, WEAK AND USELESS EMO

a thread;

Aphelios is mute.
he is not /rendered/ mute, but he is, in fact, mute because the poison has corroded his vocal chord.
and, as we all know, mute people have no personality!!!

Alune, on the other hands, speaks for him.
obviously, she has a personality. because she speaks!!!
she also has titties, which makes her a better developed character overall.

not to count on the fact that the weapons are solely Alune's responsability, and that Aphelios is her puppet.
after all, he is just an empty vessel with no thoughts or doubts about the Lunari faith.
so, obviously he doesn't have to have extensive training or anything like that+

to use his weapons properly, let alone fight with unbearable pain.
who needs free will, right?

also, i should add that the Burning Ones should get Aphelios and snap him in half.
the reason?
the unique Solari champion has TWO legendary skins.
the three Lunari have NONE.
which makes the Solari a better faction overall and explains why the Lunari are busted and should die.

this is the end of the thread.
i am now an aphelios hater.

i'm assuming everyone here knows i'm joking and this is april fools

umm alright since there are way too many people liking this i'll just plug in my actual thread about this subject. feel free to ask me anything about phel over there lol https://twitter.com/aquarella_d/status/1243923864926793730?s=19