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On the first day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Nothing because the cops were beating up the delivery
Nothing because the cops were beating up the delivery
On the third day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Three Aaj Tak journos playing Antakshari
Three Aaj Tak journos playing Antakshari
On the fourth day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Four fcukbois worth of gaslighting from Modi ji
Four fcukbois worth of gaslighting from Modi ji
On the fifth day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Five zoom meetings and reminders to update PMC
Five zoom meetings and reminders to update PMC
On the sixth day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Six hundred platitudes for medical and sanitary workers but no PPE
Six hundred platitudes for medical and sanitary workers but no PPE
On second day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Two giant turtles that had returned to the signal at Chowranghee
Two giant turtles that had returned to the signal at Chowranghee
On the seventh day of lockdown my true love sent to me
7 press suppression tactics and relentlless acts of police brutality
7 press suppression tactics and relentlless acts of police brutality
On the 8th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
8 pm announcements that give me anxiety
8 pm announcements that give me anxiety
On the 9th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
9 circles of hell and quack advice from the AYUSH committee
9 circles of hell and quack advice from the AYUSH committee
On the 10th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Dus bahane karke legaye funds, Modi ji
(look, its the apocalypse, I have a migraine and I have gotten migraine spray in my EYES AND my mouth and I tried to fix it with water and now its all auaauugghhh so dont expect coherence)
Dus bahane karke legaye funds, Modi ji
(look, its the apocalypse, I have a migraine and I have gotten migraine spray in my EYES AND my mouth and I tried to fix it with water and now its all auaauugghhh so dont expect coherence)
On the eleventh day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Eleventh hour Covid plans and criminal apathy
Eleventh hour Covid plans and criminal apathy
On the twelfth day of lockdown my true love sent to me
12 TamBrahms justifying untouchability
12 TamBrahms justifying untouchability
On the 13th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
15 home workout videos and some toxic positivity
15 home workout videos and some toxic positivity
On the 14th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Viscious scapegoating of the Muslim community
Viscious scapegoating of the Muslim community
On the 15th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
A donation request for PM CARES and a dozen mombattis
A donation request for PM CARES and a dozen mombattis
On the 16th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Extended work hours and drastic cuts to my monthly salary
Extended work hours and drastic cuts to my monthly salary
On the 17th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
PPE shipment receipt notes from Serbia and disproportionate outrage about the Tablighi
PPE shipment receipt notes from Serbia and disproportionate outrage about the Tablighi
On the 18th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
One Ram Mandir, some giant ass statues, and peanuts from the Finance Ministry
(But still no goddamn PPE)
One Ram Mandir, some giant ass statues, and peanuts from the Finance Ministry
(But still no goddamn PPE)
On the 19th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Empty bottles of sanitiser and a bouquet of racial slurs against anyone from the NE.
Empty bottles of sanitiser and a bouquet of racial slurs against anyone from the NE.
On the 20th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
One Rahul Kanwal spinning like it's Garba Night on Navratri
One Rahul Kanwal spinning like it's Garba Night on Navratri
On the 21st day of lockdown my true love sent to me
One Bobde refusing to release migrant wages, cuts to MPLAD funds on the pretext of COVID-19, and more Islamophobic fake news from the one and only ANI
One Bobde refusing to release migrant wages, cuts to MPLAD funds on the pretext of COVID-19, and more Islamophobic fake news from the one and only ANI
On the 22nd day of lockdown my true love sent to me
12 Whatsapp uncles attacking doctors and throwing domestic workers they infected out of their gated community
12 Whatsapp uncles attacking doctors and throwing domestic workers they infected out of their gated community
On the 23rd day of lockdown my true love sent to me
An eviction notice from my landlord because I could not hold back a sneeze
An eviction notice from my landlord because I could not hold back a sneeze
On the 24th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Crackdowns on dissent and criminalisation of the ability to think critically
Crackdowns on dissent and criminalisation of the ability to think critically
On the 25th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
High-pitched news show anchors selling hate for TRPs and Rwanda Radio level genocide mongering through my TV
High-pitched news show anchors selling hate for TRPs and Rwanda Radio level genocide mongering through my TV
On the 26th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
Scores of political prisoners refused bail by the SC
Scores of political prisoners refused bail by the SC
On the 27th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
A COVID test that I couldn't buy because it cost fcuking four thoudand and five hundred rupees
A COVID test that I couldn't buy because it cost fcuking four thoudand and five hundred rupees
On the 28th day of lockdown my true love sent to me
An arrest warramt from the special cell of the Delhi police for protesting against the CAA, NPR, and NRC
An arrest warramt from the special cell of the Delhi police for protesting against the CAA, NPR, and NRC
