For once i'll make a fool of MYSELF

3 likes= 1 confession

1. I make sure to talk to myself atleast twice a day (i think its super healthy personally)

2. Ive said these alot so i'll make it one

I have a phobia (not fear way worse) of clowns

Im allergic to bananas and nuts

3. I can LITERALLY sleep anywhere with a surface, its kind of strange but i can close my eyes for a bit and be OUT

Helps on planes cus i sleep the whole flight all the time

4. Ive been to over 20 countries and i make sure to get a magnet souvenir of thay countries name to remind me, im gonna make it a collage for my mama

5. I draw and write at a 2 year old level

Its always been bad and my mama always said "you have chicken scratch writiing"

6. Its kinda ironic i preach so much about having confidence cus when i was young i used to bully alot of people at primary school (elementary for you yankee doodles)

7. French is my first language and i spoke it fluently til the age of 8 cus of my dads teachings, i learned english on the side cus no one at school could understand me

My dad died when i was 11 so i blocked french out my mind felt like no else can teach me (weird i know)

8. I played basketball at an above average level for 4 years and gave it up when i turned 18 to focus on uni

9. I always talk about how short dark hair with glasses is elite (it is.)

But end up gettin with blonde women LOOOOOOL

10. Lost my virginity at 14

11. I have never played: metroid games, pikmin games, ace attourney games

I have never watched: lord of the rings, harry potter (working on it), star wars

12. Theres a few people in the smash scene who i used to think were fuckin annoying who i now think are actually pretty cool

These people include

Parappa/Bee/Hazmatt/Samsora and more

13. Ive only ever had one proper relationship of my life (2+ years)

Her track record included

-putting a tracker in my phone to find out where i am
-starting PHYSICAL fights with workers if they were talkin to me (costa+footlocker)

14. I have an addiction to cheesecake.

15. Ive never smoked anything in my life and i plan to keep it that way

I drink abit tooooo much tho

16. Mary J Blige music is extremelyyyy therapeutic to me

My.mama played her shit so much in car rides to school i got addicted from young

17. Mario kart was the first competitve game i got involved in

I played mk8 from the start and dabbled in abit of mkwii

(Should have been the reverse smh)

18. Im double jointed in my legs (i can make them bend backwards a lil bit)

19. I taught myself how to swim cus i couldnt take it that i didnt know how to

20. I dont drive cus im super terrified i might hurt someone loooool

21. I never had this phobic phase people seem to go on about whenn youre young so i never understood that but i also didnt know saying things was "gay" was bad

22. I do not tweet to please people

I tweet for me only and if people find that funny then cool

23. When i made FsTR (my pinned) i got some concerning dms about other peoples placements

Why do people care about my opinion btw lol

24. Idm cus its funny i guess but like i will NEVER understand why people wana take pics with me at smash events... im not good at the game looool

I'll still take one ofc just dont get it

25. I think i have a subconscious liking to ghosts cus

Its my fav pokenon type
King boo is my fav mario char
I love pac man (fav game ever)
I have seen casper too many times
Its one of my fav MJ songs

Like whaaat

26. Sticking with the ghosts theme since i was young i always had this theory that ghosts exist but i dont want them to know that i know so i leave them alone

Is that dumb or

27. I have the WORST short term memory whilst having the BEST long term memory

I cant remember most things ive said in this thread but i know monday 27th feb 2006 i shut my finger in the car door and broke my whole nail

I was in immense painn holy fuck

28. Im actually a pretty good chef i used to cook for my mama alot

But im SUPER lazy so i never make shit for myself unless i have to (this quarantine doin wonders)

29. I judge you very differently if you say "cap/OD etc" but are not even american

30. I watched beyblade ( OG plastic era) so much i could probs rival dark wizzy and im not lying lol i know abit too much about that that show...

31. I dont think my twitter is like SUPER funny but i think i tweet relatable shit that people like

32. I think sucking tiddies is more than nice, its literally just essential to good living.

33. I have never and will never tug my thug to hentai, i see no reason and find it very very VERY weird

34. Furries genuinely confuse me

35. I still have next to 0 knowledge on trans/non binary stuff so i feel i should educate myself soon

Regardless i dont see why people dont view them as valid they still human.. lool

36. I literally have a crush on beyonce at this point not joking that woman has me smittened

37. Mortal Kombat was first and is still my fav fighting game, the fact you can "finish" someone is fuckin cool

Also ermac>>>>>>

38. Although marvel movies are extremely better i am a dc fanboy everything else is better to me

39. Im a veryyyyy happy person in general, i dont really tend to tilt or be upset im always smiling

Mr Optimistic also

40. I have never played chess in my life and still dont understand it

41. I do not fear getting cancelled cus i will tweet the same regardless lol just means a smaller audience i guess??

42. The best thing about twitter for me is tweeting lyrics lool idk why i just enjoy it

Especially when niggas dont know the song

43. 3689 are my 4 fav numbers

"Things in 3" sounds cool as hell

6 because F is the 6 letter in the alphabet

8 because my birth month, and also H is my fav letter

9 was my dads fav number

44. My dad is very important to me even tho im a huge mamas boy, lion king is my fav film ever and one reason is cus i reaaaally relate to mufasa dying, makes me cry everytime

I want a tattoo for my dad but idk what yet

45. In anime ive always hated the mc cus they usually bore me

One piece is an exception tho i fuck with luffy HARD

Gaara is my fav anime char ever so far i think he is raw af (was gonna be my smash tag at one point or just "Gaar")

Sports is my fav genre of anime.

46. I dont see why non blacks WANT to say nigga i dont get offended i just dont see why

You can say the word but you dont wana deal with all the things behind it

I always say "if you can say it infront of a group of blacks comfortably and loudly then yeah go for it"

47. Even tho i played mostly sonic games as a child (theyre goat to me) the dk franchise games are soo good to me and irs where kopter comes from!

Sonic/DK games>>>>

48. Sega games are ALL goat purely cus the music is top tier

Games like sonic (obvs) nights, JSR, billy hatcher, alex the kidd, bayonetta, super monkey ball and more GOAT

49. I dont feel like music is SUPER important in a relationship but like if she doesnt fuck with uzi then idk we gotta talk it out

50. I dont fuck with alot of smash comms but it IS getting better imo

51. I got a fat ass.

52. I am going to go back to streaming very soon

Even sooner cus of the virus :)

I think i need my pc needs to update but i'll check soon just bein lazy rn

53. Having a preference for a race/gender isnt bad at all :)

54. Im extremely the opposite of shy (not flexing) i just likenmeeting new people and love making friends

55. When people say things are "objectively" better i think they "objectively" have no "objective" idea what theyre apparently "objectively" talking about

Fucking idiots

56. My top 5 (not ordered) worst notable smash twitters would be

Element
Dusty
Fiction
Maister
Poyo

I will never follow these people cus their tweets make my head hurt

But i feel like element dusty and maister are probs cool people irl

57. My guilty pleasures shows to watch include

How i met your mother
Keijo
High school dxd
Gossip girl (just started)

58. Saying the word "drip" seriously embarrasses me, i think you should be embarrassed if you say that word

59. The other day i was gonna do a rant about the topic of simping cus the ben/serinide/nia/y2k shit that gets put on my TL SERIOUSLY concerns me

But i forgot about it loool cba anymore

60. This last week has showed me that every american making a british accent joke cant take it back when a brit makes one back

"Lool thats texas im from.michigan completely diff"

"Lol that wasnt even accurate.."

"Lmao u have bad teeth tho"

Understand you are a literal baby.

61. Im extremely thickskinned so if you wana roast me go all out lol id laugh about it

Just make sure youre ok with the comeback

62. I have never said lmao/lmfao unironically its so weird but i just havent

I type looool alot tho lool

63. Black Lace underwear is elite for women js

(Visually ofc)

64. Everything ive ever said on twittter i would be more than happy to say to anyones face

I like to think i type EXACTLY how i speak

65. I realised im not a good interaction farmer cus ive never had a tweet go over 10k

66. I spam LMGTTO alot (i know i know) but fr its not a meme to me

Alottttt of peoppe actually dm me about confidence shit too

Lowkey cool

#LMGTTO

67. I will still fuck with someones music even if they have done something morally wrong i know thats wrong but i cant just deny good music

68. I really REAAALLLY really love animals

I want a huskey a parrot and a duck when im older

69. Im not flexing for women followers but fr i have great hands and give good massages

Js

70. Last one

Mint ice cream is da bessssssss