animal crossing villagers as types of gays on dating apps:
Buck:
"No fats, no fems" , sends nudes with his first message
Benjamin:
white gay, 25k instagram followers, has the same expression in all of his photos
Big Top:
big top
Chuck:
sends ??? if you take more than one minute to reply
Colton:
The ultimate white twink. Has a Zara membership card, "coffee is my drug"
Curt:
a bear (literally), loves disney, exclusively wears shirts with slogans on them
Eugene:
Is lying about his age, wears sunglasses in all of his pictures, "discreet"
Hippeux:
Ignores age preferences, only messages guys between 18-22
Jacques:
Art gay, does something with art, is a self called artist, did somebody mention art?, smells like a pack of cigarettes
Keaton:
masc4masc, into "normal guys" , "no asians - it's just a preference", all of his photos were taken at the gym
Lionel:
daddy looking for twinks
Mac:
Party gay, "not mainstream", doesn't like the "gay community"
Ozzie:
Visiting, "just looking for interesting people", 2659km away
Pierce:
Intellectual gay, "into politics" , probably a lawyer or something, no pic no chat
Ricky:
will insult you if you say you're not interested, has a faceless profile
Rudy:
100% bottom, only replies with "sksksks", still in school
Weber:
Has a bowlcut, runs a Lana Del Rey blog,
"into politics" , has never attended any political event ever
Wolfgang:
Blank profile, discreet","your pic gets mine" , probably cheating on his wife
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