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I know this might be a bit unusual. But I do have my desires and needs, and sometimes they can be hard to keep quiet about. So today!
It's time
to be horny on main
It's time
to be horny on main
You are welcome to join, of course. To admire my curvy members. Perhaps I'll even let you stroke them?
Art by @Winterbalg
Art by @Winterbalg
![They might be barbed, but I'm sure you'll find my rack quite pleasing![art by @KanizoArt]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUg0ARJXkAIsSdP.jpg "They might be barbed, but I'm sure you'll find my rack quite pleasing![art by @KanizoArt]")
Not all horns come equal. Some can be fairly nub-like even!
But you know what they say about size. I'll be eager to demonstrate...
[art by @nicnak044]
![Not all horns come equal. Some can be fairly nub-like even!But you know what they say about size. I'll be eager to demonstrate...[art by @nicnak044]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUhQ9DYWkAE5y4V.png "Not all horns come equal. Some can be fairly nub-like even!But you know what they say about size. I'll be eager to demonstrate...[art by @nicnak044]")
But you know what they say about size. I'll be eager to demonstrate...
[art by @nicnak044]
Some people think that just because I'm horny means I also like that whole shibari thing.
Well, I'm here to say that...uh...well.
They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing
[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]
![Some people think that just because I'm horny means I also like that whole shibari thing. Well, I'm here to say that...uh...well. They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUhtrqZXQAAQ8uK.jpg "Some people think that just because I'm horny means I also like that whole shibari thing. Well, I'm here to say that...uh...well. They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]")
Well, I'm here to say that...uh...well.
They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing
[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]
AAAAGH
PLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIME
BEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY
[art by @NomaxArt]
![AAAAGHPLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIMEBEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY[art by @NomaxArt]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUh7BU_WkAIOlgf.jpg "AAAAGHPLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIMEBEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY[art by @NomaxArt]")
PLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIME
BEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY
[art by @NomaxArt]
Horny people can have trouble keeping their pants on. Help me sew this button back on, so that the same fate doesn’t befall me.
...or don’t
[art by @Neothetaa]
![Horny people can have trouble keeping their pants on. Help me sew this button back on, so that the same fate doesn’t befall me....or don’t[art by @Neothetaa]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiI2fvWkAUkhgM.jpg "Horny people can have trouble keeping their pants on. Help me sew this button back on, so that the same fate doesn’t befall me....or don’t[art by @Neothetaa]")
...or don’t
[art by @Neothetaa]
A sizeable rack can make this whole “getting your clothes off” a bit tricky. Do give me a hand, would you?
[art by @soft_tigers]
![A sizeable rack can make this whole “getting your clothes off” a bit tricky. Do give me a hand, would you?[art by @soft_tigers]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiOLLcXYAICgXA.jpg "A sizeable rack can make this whole “getting your clothes off” a bit tricky. Do give me a hand, would you?[art by @soft_tigers]")
[art by @soft_tigers]
People close to you might find your horniness annoying, even overwhelming sometimes. Have patience with them
[art by @jaglane]
![People close to you might find your horniness annoying, even overwhelming sometimes. Have patience with them[art by @jaglane]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiUh4yXkAAwy5U.jpg "People close to you might find your horniness annoying, even overwhelming sometimes. Have patience with them[art by @jaglane]")
[art by @jaglane]
Sometimes, being naturally horny can be a struggle for people. But fret not, there are assistive technologies to remedy the situation to an...enviable degree
[art by @Mad__Machine]
![Sometimes, being naturally horny can be a struggle for people. But fret not, there are assistive technologies to remedy the situation to an...enviable degree[art by @Mad__Machine]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiip7eXkAASb5n.jpg "Sometimes, being naturally horny can be a struggle for people. But fret not, there are assistive technologies to remedy the situation to an...enviable degree[art by @Mad__Machine]")
[art by @Mad__Machine]
Sometimes, horniness can strike in an unexpected time and place. A surprise entry for the horny pandemonium?!? https://twitter.com/Varis_Art/status/1245429081828732931
Sometimes, excess horniness can cause problems with intimacy. Getting behind horny people is sometimes not all that easy, leading to tensions and rifts in relationships.
[art by @Skollyson]
![Sometimes, excess horniness can cause problems with intimacy. Getting behind horny people is sometimes not all that easy, leading to tensions and rifts in relationships.[art by @Skollyson]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiwi8JWoAAbKuP.jpg "Sometimes, excess horniness can cause problems with intimacy. Getting behind horny people is sometimes not all that easy, leading to tensions and rifts in relationships.[art by @Skollyson]")
[art by @Skollyson]
The day is drawing to a close, and it’s time to wrap up this horniness pandemonium. Let’s take one last look at the sunset before we shed our horns!
[art by @Eskiworks]
![The day is drawing to a close, and it’s time to wrap up this horniness pandemonium. Let’s take one last look at the sunset before we shed our horns![art by @Eskiworks]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUi0mKVX0AAKrro.jpg "The day is drawing to a close, and it’s time to wrap up this horniness pandemonium. Let’s take one last look at the sunset before we shed our horns![art by @Eskiworks]")
[art by @Eskiworks]
And a big thank you to all the artists that provided art for this silly shenanigan!!!
Y’all wonderful creatures.
Special shoutout to @magicalmoss who delivered this special variant of my icon when I suddenly messaged them going’ YO I NEED SOME HORNS! TONIGHT!!!
Y’all wonderful creatures.
Special shoutout to @magicalmoss who delivered this special variant of my icon when I suddenly messaged them going’ YO I NEED SOME HORNS! TONIGHT!!!
