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I know this might be a bit unusual. But I do have my desires and needs, and sometimes they can be hard to keep quiet about. So today!
It& #39;s time
to be horny on main
It& #39;s time
to be horny on main
You are welcome to join, of course. To admire my curvy members. Perhaps I& #39;ll even let you stroke them?
Art by @Winterbalg
Art by @Winterbalg
![They might be barbed, but I& #39;m sure you& #39;ll find my rack quite pleasing![art by @KanizoArt]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUg0ARJXkAIsSdP.jpg "They might be barbed, but I& #39;m sure you& #39;ll find my rack quite pleasing![art by @KanizoArt]")
Not all horns come equal. Some can be fairly nub-like even!
But you know what they say about size. I& #39;ll be eager to demonstrate...
[art by @nicnak044]
![Not all horns come equal. Some can be fairly nub-like even!But you know what they say about size. I& #39;ll be eager to demonstrate...[art by @nicnak044]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUhQ9DYWkAE5y4V.png "Not all horns come equal. Some can be fairly nub-like even!But you know what they say about size. I& #39;ll be eager to demonstrate...[art by @nicnak044]")
But you know what they say about size. I& #39;ll be eager to demonstrate...
[art by @nicnak044]
Some people think that just because I& #39;m horny means I also like that whole shibari thing.
Well, I& #39;m here to say that...uh...well.
They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing
[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]
![Some people think that just because I& #39;m horny means I also like that whole shibari thing. Well, I& #39;m here to say that...uh...well. They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUhtrqZXQAAQ8uK.jpg "Some people think that just because I& #39;m horny means I also like that whole shibari thing. Well, I& #39;m here to say that...uh...well. They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]")
Well, I& #39;m here to say that...uh...well.
They are kinda right, it’s quite pleasing
[art by @K_u_r_o_i ]
AAAAGH
PLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIME
BEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY
[art by @NomaxArt]
![AAAAGHPLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIMEBEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY[art by @NomaxArt]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUh7BU_WkAIOlgf.jpg "AAAAGHPLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIMEBEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY[art by @NomaxArt]")
PLEASE KNOCK NEXT TIME
BEING HORNY DOESN’T MEAN I DON’T APPRECIATE A BIT OF PRIVACY
[art by @NomaxArt]
Horny people can have trouble keeping their pants on. Help me sew this button back on, so that the same fate doesn’t befall me.
...or don’t
[art by @Neothetaa]
![Horny people can have trouble keeping their pants on. Help me sew this button back on, so that the same fate doesn’t befall me....or don’t[art by @Neothetaa]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiI2fvWkAUkhgM.jpg "Horny people can have trouble keeping their pants on. Help me sew this button back on, so that the same fate doesn’t befall me....or don’t[art by @Neothetaa]")
...or don’t
[art by @Neothetaa]
A sizeable rack can make this whole “getting your clothes off” a bit tricky. Do give me a hand, would you?
[art by @soft_tigers]
![A sizeable rack can make this whole “getting your clothes off” a bit tricky. Do give me a hand, would you?[art by @soft_tigers]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiOLLcXYAICgXA.jpg "A sizeable rack can make this whole “getting your clothes off” a bit tricky. Do give me a hand, would you?[art by @soft_tigers]")
[art by @soft_tigers]
People close to you might find your horniness annoying, even overwhelming sometimes. Have patience with them
[art by @jaglane]
![People close to you might find your horniness annoying, even overwhelming sometimes. Have patience with them[art by @jaglane]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiUh4yXkAAwy5U.jpg "People close to you might find your horniness annoying, even overwhelming sometimes. Have patience with them[art by @jaglane]")
[art by @jaglane]
Sometimes, being naturally horny can be a struggle for people. But fret not, there are assistive technologies to remedy the situation to an...enviable degree
[art by @Mad__Machine]
![Sometimes, being naturally horny can be a struggle for people. But fret not, there are assistive technologies to remedy the situation to an...enviable degree[art by @Mad__Machine]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiip7eXkAASb5n.jpg "Sometimes, being naturally horny can be a struggle for people. But fret not, there are assistive technologies to remedy the situation to an...enviable degree[art by @Mad__Machine]")
[art by @Mad__Machine]
Sometimes, horniness can strike in an unexpected time and place. A surprise entry for the horny pandemonium?!? https://twitter.com/Varis_Art/status/1245429081828732931">https://twitter.com/Varis_Art...
Sometimes, excess horniness can cause problems with intimacy. Getting behind horny people is sometimes not all that easy, leading to tensions and rifts in relationships.
[art by @Skollyson]
![Sometimes, excess horniness can cause problems with intimacy. Getting behind horny people is sometimes not all that easy, leading to tensions and rifts in relationships.[art by @Skollyson]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUiwi8JWoAAbKuP.jpg "Sometimes, excess horniness can cause problems with intimacy. Getting behind horny people is sometimes not all that easy, leading to tensions and rifts in relationships.[art by @Skollyson]")
[art by @Skollyson]
The day is drawing to a close, and it’s time to wrap up this horniness pandemonium. Let’s take one last look at the sunset before we shed our horns!
[art by @Eskiworks]
![The day is drawing to a close, and it’s time to wrap up this horniness pandemonium. Let’s take one last look at the sunset before we shed our horns![art by @Eskiworks]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUi0mKVX0AAKrro.jpg "The day is drawing to a close, and it’s time to wrap up this horniness pandemonium. Let’s take one last look at the sunset before we shed our horns![art by @Eskiworks]")
[art by @Eskiworks]
And a big thank you to all the artists that provided art for this silly shenanigan!!!
Y’all wonderful creatures.
Special shoutout to @magicalmoss who delivered this special variant of my icon when I suddenly messaged them going’ YO I NEED SOME HORNS! TONIGHT!!!
Y’all wonderful creatures.
Special shoutout to @magicalmoss who delivered this special variant of my icon when I suddenly messaged them going’ YO I NEED SOME HORNS! TONIGHT!!!
