Ok so I’m following in @clown_behavior footsteps.
For each like this gets i will share a controversial (read as: shitty) opinion of mine :)))

There is a such thing as toxic positivity.

for my skinfolk & “skin popping” twitter.. we stan a dewy face/glisten but looking like you fell face first into an entire vat of petroleum jelly AINT IT.

whiteness’ love for civility is actually such a bad look. Y’all are actually spineless and should really stop underestimating folkx willingness to serve jail time from beating y’all ass..

what would I call every single cis white male gay in the bottom of the ocean? A good fucking start.

If you’ve never kissed / haven’t seen your best friends absolutely naked they’re not your best friends.

I hate being a gatekeeper but if you only like shounen anime (naruto, my hero, hunterxhunter, attack on titan, dragon ball, etc) YOU DONT REALLY LIKE ANIME.

It’s one thing to listen to an artists unreleased music - the tunes they will NEVER release as a single/studio project - but I believe there’s a special place in hell for those that seek out & listen to LEAKED projects

breakup texts are okay! Hell, PREFERRED. Breaking up in person is cruel & unusual!!!! If I’m gonna get dumped I need to have the dignity of not having you see my initial reaction & it’s probably best for your own safety (& my criminal record) that we not be in front of each other

We should still be able to smoke cigs inside bars.

Just because you joke about not owning shirts in an attempt to show you’re a ~self aware~ circuit gay doesn’t mean we still won’t think you don’t own any/have absolutely no sense of fashion or personality outside of overcompensating for deeply rooted insecurities

a buzzcut is the final and most powerful form of a white boy. Fuck your part, curls, length, color, etc. Nothing is sexier than a buzzcut.

MAKE IT WET. But extremely sloppy head is immature and you need to grow tf up.

Scriptures in the bio / hell, simply believing in the Christian god is the most unattractive trait you can have in 2020

Look I’m bipetual but cats > dogs. Love isn’t easy!!! It should be EARNED damnit

I invented bisexuality on [redacted] university’s campus.

beneath every pretentious “I like music with real instruments” is a secret electronic/rave FREAK begging to be let out.

fame > wealth. I feel like no amount of money can compare to the feeling/look on someone’s face when they absolutely love you/your work.

I’ve never experienced/seen/heard of a white bottom with walls. I swear to god you could shove an ottoman in there.

bottoms keep this community together but a blouse (femme top) is the most powerful of us all

Arby’s actually slaps 1000000000x harder than your fav chain.