PSA: if anyone wants to binge the sopranos @Stackson7575 and I will be starting tonight.
*5 mins into ep 1* Jackson asked if A.J. was “the kid from the sandlot” #StuffJacksonSays
“And I bought cd’s for a broken record” TS
Good gracious I love Carmela.
*Vince Young trots into endzone*

“Hey Billy Ray, Sopranos time. Let’s go watch people kill other people.”

#StuffJacksonsSays
“Come in the kitchen I’ll buy ya a beer.” -ABJr
“TREES?! DUCKS?! WHAT ARE YA? RANGA RICK?!” -TS
“I don’t care if they shove a SCUD missile up your a$$. This is my cornah.” -CM
“I’m in the waste management bidness! Everybody immediately assumes your mobbed up! It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive!” -TS
“Whataya got?” -TS

“Wet shoes” -CM

“You chose this life. Want something different go try out for the Yankees.” -TS
Father Phil... what a freak.
*Update*

Jackson’s interest is on the ropes. Just finished the gripping episode where Tony found “an old friend” while Meadow was touring college.

Jackson after Tony strangles him to death: “Yea, I’m more of a Walter White kinda guy.”

Love Walter White, but cmon Stack.
“ANTONIO MEUCCI INVENTED THE TELEPHONE HE GOT ROBBED.” -TS
*After Jax sees Corrado’s girlfriend*

“Ayyo, everyone on this show got the JUICE dawg.” #StuffJacksonSays
“I love a mixed salad. - I could stare at it for hours.” PG
*Update*

Season 2 ep. 4
“Comandatore. I like that... Like commander. That’s respect.”

-PG
“You can’t put $&@t back in the donkey.“

-TS
The wallpaper man!? Cmon Mella.
As a former employee, my brother is VERY disappointed in the Ramsey outdoors owner and his gambling problems.
“What would we have in common? Bunions? You know how I feel about feet.”

-CS
“SHE WAS ABUSIV TO DUH STAYFF.”

-TS
RIP Big Puss, man. @Stackson7575 is devastated.
Janice is THE WORST. Pack this worm burger up.
LETS GO
“I’m gonna say some things. I’m gonna say some bad words and your just gonna have to deal with it.”

-TS
JANICE STOLE SHAWTYS LEG!?
“All this from a slice of gabagool?”

-TS
I gotta tell ya. A.J. is one of the most *out to lunch* characters of all time. Dudes a total airhead.
Poor Dr. Melfi. Good gracious.
“Bettah yet, go to the nose ears and throat department and get ya hearing checked.”

-PG
Meadows boyfriend... What a freak.
“Hey look, it’s like an ad for a weight loss centah. We have befoah, and way befoah.”

-PG

GREAT hit😂
LOOK AT KIRK DOUGLAS’S HAIR! THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!

-RC
“That’s why they invented microwaves, for inconsiderate husbands.”

-TS
Adrianna RULES.
“Hasidic Homeboy”

-TS
“A pizza neva-hurta-nobody”
This Mercedes dealer? FOX.
@Stackson7575 and I have been slacking. Back on it Monday night.
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