Thread by @lindseyromain, THE LAST JEDI rewatch: horny quarantine edition. let's go. this movie comes [...]

lindseyromain

THE LAST JEDI rewatch: horny quarantine edition. let's go.

this movie comes right out the gate with horniness in the form of hux's exasperated, furrowed brow and the way he says "snuff"

and an immediate cameo by beautiful angel princess @dickie_kate.

HORNY HORNY AWOOOOOOGA

if you're expecting anything more elegant than me just screen grabbing things that could be perceived as innuendo and, like, thigh grab content... you've come to the wrong quarantine live tweet.

somehow this flimsy resistance fleet coming for the dreadnaught conjures more emotions from me than the entire galaxy rounding up at the end of TROS.

paige tico gets roughly two minutes of screentime and is still one of my very favorite STAR WARS characters.

it cuts to leia right before paige clutches her necklace... i always like to think that leia sensed her sacrifice and this is a force connection moment.

this is also leia's best movie. hands down, no comparison for me.

boyfriends

my stupid ass children.

look at the decadence in this simple second-long shot. there are so many things happening mise-en-scène. it lasts a blink, and yet there is an abundance of color and life and place. we're so lucky to have this movie.

remember how snoke could have mattered?

GOTH HORNINESS MAGNIFIES

we absolutely love a sad lip quiver.

everyone involved in this franchise should count their lucky stars that adam driver agreed to be in these movies.

me reading fanfic during quarantine.

cute how this is exactly what happens lol

rey sensing the vagina tree is feminism.

this whispering ass tree is like "remember how parseltongue made men feel important?"

my no one

i refuse to let canon take "rey no one" from me.

plz try to tell me this isn't a movie about feminine sexual awakening. i won't hear you because you're wrong.

this is fucking dark and i respect it.

i actually thought this was a carrie line but i believe @rianjohnson said he wrote this one? either way, what an accurate portrayal of this character and person.