should I do a comprehensive review of every person I’ve ever had feelings for (w/o using names)?

Here we fucking go

Guy best friend
- liked on and off again from ages 5-10
- the only guy I really knew long term growing up
- we’re still family friends
- we go to the same synagogue
- we also have the same voice teacher
- is now a soundcloud musician

The dude my sister nicknamed dirty q-tip
- liked from ages 5-14
- only stopped liking him when we were in high school together
- sent me a bouquet of roses on my 10th or 11th birthday
- very I go musical theatre
- also jewish
- his mom is the sweetest

Golden retriever
- very sweet and cute
- top 10 nicest boys
- didn’t bully me
- played lacrosse
- very wholesome and kind
- had art class together in hs and he told me my art was good
- had a huge glowup
- honestly a great person
- humble and shy
- had a lot of f-boy friends

Golden retriever’s gf
- first girl I ever had a crush on
- dated golden retriever for all of middle school and most of high school
- basketball girl
- very pretty
- didn’t invite me to her bat mitzvah
- super cool
- popular athletic clique

GR’s f-boy best friend
- played basketball and baseball
- looks like he could be nice but is a huge player
- sharp jawline
- got his friends to sit with me in the cafeteria when I was alone on my birthday
- literally acts like king of the fuck boys
- pretty boy

Boy that my grandma would like
- lives down the street
- arrogant asshole
- used to be cute
- his mom and my mom used to be friends
- very stuck up
- wears a shit ton of vineyard vines
- thinks he’s cooler than he is
- got grounded for renting a warehouse for a party

Misogynistic tiktoker
- makes shitty TikToks now
- honestly don’t know why I liked him? I was probably just bored
- says edgy stuff “as a joke”
- did some theatre, but just there for the credits
- friends with shitty dudes
- was nicer in middle school
- thinks he’s hot shit

Wannabe emo
- in the grade below me
- was friends with the boyfriend of the first girl who was nice to me at my new hs
- thought my boobs were hot
- only boy I know of to think I was hot
- very angsty
- ironic edgy humor
- told me I couldn’t sit at their table anymore at lunch

Bland white boy
- no discernible personality
- only cute-ish boy at my second hs in my grade
- honestly overall ok
- very average
- kind of a dick, but didn’t bully me to my face
- again, probably just boredom

Surfer boi
- my sisters friend
- his mom was my first middle school’s nurse
- absolutely gorgeous
- at one of my sisters party gave me my first shot
- was very shirtless in my backyard
- told me I looked like my sister and that my sister was really hot
- could play guitar

Oberon
- had the shortest crush on him
- played Oberon when I played Titania
- kinda ugly
- no good personality
- only liked him because I didn’t like anyone else
- lasted like less than a week
- not a great scene partner
- bland

Surfer girl
- first girl I liked in college
- I got very jealous when I thought a guy on my hall was sleeping with her
- epitome of the last brain cell meme
- no impulse control
- kept doing dumb shit
- brought up a Kardashian meme in our classics class
- very cool and chill girl

Snake lesbian
- super cool girl in my first semester law class
- probably likes girls based on the amount of snake jewelry
- upperclassmen
- first (and only) girl I’ve ever given my number to (under the guise of wanting to study)
- never texted me :(
- super cool and laid back

Lax bro
- senior lacrosse boy I met at lax house Halloween party
- costume was chuck Noland from castaway
- first time I ever tried to flirt with someone
- I super liked him on tinder after the party
- didn’t match on tinder
- seemed pretty cool
- super great arms

Jewish dreamy mchottie
- friends with a dude in my dorm
- very distracting when in the zeke lounge
- arms arms arms
- drew a Jewish star on my white board
- I super liked him on tinder
- we did not match
- got a hair cut and got hotter
- less hot after shaving his head

My manic pixie dream girl
- lived in my building
- super cute flower pot earrings
- matched on tinder! as friends
- ideal cool girl
- super duper pretty all the time
- drank wine with me on my birthday
- in a relationship for most of the year

An English Major (John Mulaney bit)
- friends with a different dude in my building
- super cool and funny
- the guy I was going to invite back to my dorm at the party (before campus security showed up)
- laughed at my joke about maybe being an English major
- talking w/ someone

Texas boyband (phineas looking ass)
- nice to 14 y/o me
- got his manager to get my number
- I simpped for him for 4 years
- I paid for dinner whenever he was in philly
- super sweet mom
- brought his girlfriend to dinner
- unconfirmed trump supporter
- unadded me on sc

New York boyband
- in the band with Texas
- great jawline, shitty personality
- flirted with my friends and my cousin in front of me
- had a debate with my dad on economics
- thought my dad was cooler than me
- cute dimples
- fuckboy extreme

Ok end of thread because I’m not posting about the 2 people I like at the moment until I don’t like them anymore

Art girl
- met at art camp in Ireland
- cute curly hair
- she was like honey and gold and messy art personified
- fantastic artist
- the cutest fucking freckles in the world
- first person to ever invite me to join a cuddle puddle
- super funny and incredible

Photo boy
- also at art camp
- one of the only 5 boys in the program
- cute with glasses
- put tape on his nipples at 3 am for some reason
- really funny guy
- super easy to be around
- I played my first game of DND with him
- really laid back
- felt like I could be myself

Sisters bff
- basically lived with us my sisters senior year
- Bambi eyes and freckles
- looked like a super model
- ate all of my b&js ice-cream and my Oreos
- she thought I hated her when really I was angry she ate all my snacks
- very pretty and sweet

Ok so I lied I think that may be the end unless I remember any other crushes I’ve had??? Also I have four crushes rn who will not be a part of this thread until I get over them