I spent more than a month without internet in Sudan. I’m immune to all kinds of bored now.
My friend fell in love with a 40 year old news broadcaster working with BBC.
Aljazeera, france 24, CNN, BBC was all I watched. 1 more week and I would’ve understood how the stock market works.
There was a day we watched Tom and Jerry at 4am. With the laptop connected to the HDMI
I found out that iPhone’s battery can last up to 2-3 days with no internet.
My friend and I counted the number of crystals our chandelier has during the day.
There was a day I played FIFA from immediately after isha(7:30pm) till subh(5:20pm)
Niggas were coming over to our place at 2am to play FIFA because they tired of staring at the cieling😭
2 out of my crushes found boyfriends during that time.
One of my female friends, which we had this culture of hanging out together every Eid got married during that period. I found out 2 months later.
We used to go hotels at 3am hoping their free WIFI will be on so that we can actually hear the sounds of notifications in our phones😂😭
There was a day I got internet in this library, went thru my twitter I saw niggas doing this blue for sudan thing, Like nigga how the fuck your profile pic gon cure my phase 2 depression? But to anyone that did it, thank you tho.
I had to wait 3 hours on the line to get 1hr of slow internet in this internet cafe just to reply my birthday messages on the 16th June, 2019. Life was T, T for Tuff
@Muhammad_karfi came to my house just to laugh at me because he came back from Nigeria with his MTN sim which was working.... only to get a call from him later in the night that soldiers beat the shit out of him and lost one of his phones in the process 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
My friends used to go the airport around 1am and leave after subh all in hopes of having luck with the airport’s free WiFi😂😂😂😭😭😭.
@Tariiq_ was my plug for any info about a new free WiFi 😂😂😂😂
At the last 7 days before the internet was back. I accepted my fate as a caveman. I was very okay with not having the internet at that time.
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