storytime/thread of how i got cancelled last night in club penguin

so last night i was taking care of my mental health and hanging out (virtually) with my friends. we were trying to find a game we could play online, but no site was working. so we decided to play club penguin for some good, family fun right?

immediately we get in to the game and go to the club. SHE WAS POPPIN. i see a penguin in the corner asking if there were any men in the club because she was single. i was like.... oop this is my girl let me go make a friend

we talk, we dance, share a laugh until she had to go. it was a fun five minutes but it was time to part. I go and do my own thing and cherish the time we had together (her name was pinky)

about two hours later (yeah i played for like 5 hours, what about it) I go to the pizza palace AND GUESS WHO WAS THERE. PINKY GIRL WAS THERE !!!

i go up to pinky being like omg hey girl what’s up. she’s silent. i ask, do you remember me? at the club earlier? and she’s goes “i don’t remember you at all weirdo who are you” i’m crushed

while i’m trying to talk to her, some bitch penguin who is so irrelevant i forgot their name starts fighting with me saying i need to LEAVE. HUH?! girl no one was talking to you

so we start going back and forth and then people in the pizza palace that I HAVE NEVER MET START FIGHTING ME. telling me i’m trash and i’m cancelled and need to leave. I WAS JUST TRYING TO TALK TO PINKY

which by the way, never defended me. i really thought she was my girl

next thing i know i’m literally fighting like 6 people at one time while my IRL friends are making pizza and trying to make friends with my enemy. THE NERVE. TRULY WAS ALONE PROTECTING MY ASS

but really they were all sitting there saying i need to leave and throwing food at me and trying to hurt my feelings when i was just chilling. like get out of here with your third grade insults

irrelevant ask me what my star sign is. I tell her scorpio. she goes “CANCELLED” like she big and bad. bitch really thinks she did something, we have to laugh

so I ask “what’s your sign” and she goes “leo”. i respond with “leo? figures, no wonder you’re so boring” SHE WAS SO HURT I WAS LIVING

but after getting yelled at, cancelled, people threatening to ban me, a brave soul comes in the pizza place and decided to change the subject. what subject you might ask? one i’m very familiar with: music

next thing i know we’re all discussing who we stan. it’s going ok until one person is brought up: LORDE. we all stan, we all miss very much. we become friends after that further proving Lorde is the one that will save us from this crisis.

the conversation ends civil here. they tell me to get tiktok while they talk about following each others. pinky leaves; we are on a good note but things will never be the same. it was a wild night but it changed me into a stronger person

moral of the story: don’t be a pinky, and stan Lorde. thank you and goodnight