For this week of quarantine I have decided to binge Jersey Shore.

Update: Sammy and Ronny have gotten together. Seems like a completely nonviolent future for them.

Update: Vinny has pink eye. He got it diving under an older woman at the club. 2009 Vinny lived life on the edge.

The wired mallard phone made the entire series last.

Angelina hates working at a tshirts shop. Sooooo she left the house.

@DJPaulyD thankfully you were there with a fire extinguisher to put out the propane and charcoal fire.

When you listen to house music, you battle on the floor

Update: Snooki just got punched in the face. Things are heating up at the shore.

Update: Snooki got hit in the face again.

Ronni punched a guy in the face. #Jerseyshoreisasport

Season 1 ended with a situation in the Jacuzzi.

Season 2:

Sammi is mad that Ronnie and Angelina are in the hot tub together. Things are heating up in the capital of Columbian bam bam

“We are promoting a grenade free America.” - @DJPaulyD

Angelina slapped @DJPaulyD. Sources have confirmed.

Ronnie and Sammi are back. #JerseyShoreisasport

Sammi and Ronnie are “no longer” dating. #JerseyShoreisasport

They are back together. It took 3 hours. #JerseyShoreisasport

Sam just got the letter. Ronnie is about to roid rage. #JerseyShoreisasport

Vinny thought he had pink eye again. Turns out he just had dry eyes. Classic mixup. #JerseyShoreisasport

Sammi and Jwoww have now fought. #JerseyShoreisasport

@VINNYGUADAGNINO Angelina? Really?

@VINNYGUADAGNINO Uncle Nino’s first appearance was electric.

Going to the club and then coming back to eat should be added to the GTL acronym. #JerseyShoreisasport

@ItsTheSituation got punched in the face by Angelina. Classic bare knuckle brawl. #JerseyShoreisasport

@ItsTheSituation Oh Canada! Am I right or am I right?

Aw yeah, wake up yeah @DJPaulyD #JerseyShoreisasport

@snooki and Angelina just wrestled. Also, @ItsTheSituation is now the leader of the house. #JerseyShoreisasport

Angelina has left the building #JerseyShoreisasport

Mike “Snooki we gotta go home”
Snooki:

“Every situation is different.” Seems like a reoccurring theme #JerseyShoreisasport

All of the roomates have crossed according to the chalk board. #JerseyShoreisasport

Last few nights in Miami, everyone has significant others. Didn’t realize this was the original Love Island... #JerseyShoreisasport

Back to Jersey we go #JerseyShoreisasport

We have been introduced to Deena. #Angelinawho #JerseyShoreisasport

Night one back in Jersey, Sammi and Jwoww already dropping gloves #JerseyShoreisasport

Ronnie and Sammi taking the three bed bedroom was not cool #JerseyShoreisasport

How do you just not show up to Sunday dinner? #JerseyShoreisasport

Will Sammi say sorry to Jwoww and Snooki and break up with Ronnie? #JerseyShoreisasport

Ronnie broke up with Sammi. #JerseyShoreisasport

Enter Roger. Totally non violent encounter #JerseyShoreisasport

Snooki has been arrested. That’s the situation on the Shore #JerseyShoreisasport

Ronnie and Sam are officially over. She gave him a good one to the jaw as well. #JerseyShoreisasport