Quarantine’s driving me round the bend so here’s the Gogglebox families past and present RANKED!!!!

Dunno why I brought corona into it cause I’ve been ranking random shite for years but anyway

FIRST THINGS FIRST: there’s about 10 random families that were only in like one season so I’ve just not even mentioned them - I’m a huge fan and barely recognised them so i doubt they’ll be missed.

But if they are - get over it

30. John & Beryl

Two words:

Bored. Shitless.

29. Lampard Family

Nobody’s favourite Sugababes lineup

28. Bill and Josef

So bloody boring but they’ve been in it since season two so I’m giving them some points for longevity

I cannot believe they’re STILL IN THE CAST!

They literally must do about 2 minutes of filming a season

27. The Tapper Family

Raging tories that I want nothing to do with, end of!

26. Abbie and Georgia

Absolutely nothing to say about these girlies but they don’t offend me and I like a Durham accent so here they are

25. The McCormick Family

A lot of wacky hair going on but not much personality

Bonus points for a great dog and cool sofas

Trim your beard fella bet it’s full of crumbs

24. Anne and Ken

Likeable older Geordie duo, very new, only joined in 2019

Haven’t done much yet but what I’ve seen I’m on board with

Bet they have great biscuits and their house looks well cosy

23. Plummer Family

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22. Alison, George and Helena

Not the funniest or wildest in the bunch but their house looks so smug, their opinions are always GREAT (socialist icons) and I think I’d get on great with them

A lot of knitting isn’t there

21. Marcus, Mica, Sachelle and Shuggy

Love this little gang, cool guys and like their dynamic. Not many wow moments and not really gogglebox icons but I’m happy for them to be there

20. Sue and Steve

New to the game but good stuff is in the making. Especially Sue. Big fan of Sue.

Always got her wine in hand and she gets very into the ITV dramas. Proper iconic cockney Ma

19. Kate and Graham

Love how wholesome Reverend Kate always felt - a kind woman.

Overall a bit boring but it was iconic when the dog booted the tea and it spilt on her fella hahaha

18. Amira and Amani

You just know these girlies have the gossip

Love how excited they get and usually appreciate their snack choices

17. Steph and Dom

Big tories but probably two of the most recognisable cast members and got their own spin offs. All they do is drink and chat shite

Politics aside bet their b&b is stunning and if they see this and wanna treat me my DM’s are open

16. Linda and Pete (formerly with George)

Love their iconic accents as they heckle the screen

Placing so high from the time George kicked his shoe off and it landed in Pete’s chippy

15. The Michael Family

Coming in the middle because I love the kids but hate the Dad. Louis is an ICON who we cherish. the UKIP association with the dad wasn’t great was it??

When the mum dropped this line and left the nation shook though

14. The Moffatts

I know Scarlett Moffatt gets where shit doesn’t these days and we can’t escape her, but in the glory days these were a good time gang. Love the mam and dad and that west show they did in the Namibian tribe was equal parts tragic and iconic

13. The Woerdenwebers

The Silent Jay era was a cultural reset! Then he spent his life post gogglebox mooching around concert square in Liverpool and getting selfies with keen students

12. Paige and Sally

Oh my god I’m obsessed with these two!!!! They might be new but they’re hilarious already, always arguing and honestly the mum is Birmingham’s answer to Tina Malone

11. Dave and Shirley

These two feel like a big warm cosy hug

Love their welsh accents so much.

Not the funniest but never fail to raise a smile, an old friend you’re always happy to see.

10. Sandi and Sandra

What a duo these were back in the day. Their dynamic was just absolutely timeless

When I first clocked eyes on sandra’s pot noodle cup I was... enamoured

I think about her getting electrocuted by the fly catcher daily

9. Mary and Marina

Mary AKA the Whitney Houston of Gogglebox

Obsessed with their friendship, both so funny and endearing and love their chats

Never forget when Mary said she used to “wank em out” instead of “sing them out” HAHAHAA

8. The Siddiqui’s

They are like the mafia family of Gogglebox

They run the show, and we trust them.

Been here since day dot and I don’t want it without them. Wise, thoughtful and seem like LOVELY GUYS

All 3 of them should share the job of prime minister and run the country

7. Stephen

Another OG. I love Stephen with his husband like it is now, I loved it when he was with his mum, but I REALLY loved it when he was with Chris.

The iconic “not a fucking terrorist though, Chris” line is one for the history books that gets quoted on twitter DAILY

6. Ellie and zizzi

Did my head in at first but now UNQUESTIONABLY a god tier duo.

The Leeds accent just makes it - best sister duo since Mary-Kate & Ashley and thats that on that. Could listen to them talk all day

5. Giles and Mary

Sorry but if you don’t get how hilarious these are you just have a shite sense of humour

So eccentric and the way their conversations flow just kill me

They need a spin off

I’d watch Giles do anything.

4. Pete and Sophie

Probably the fastest and most quick witted duo on the show

They could write such funny scripts. Their humour is so FAST!!!! Love their dynamic and they’ve really solidified themselves as one of the greats despite only being on it the last 3 years

3. The Malones

Manchester ICONS with the best dogs on the show by a MILE

Dave is a scene stealer, they’re all hilarious, Tom is comedy gold and Julie’s is just one of them mum’s everyone needs.

Great commentary and loads of laughs. 10/10

2. Leon and June

Feel like crying just thinking about them. Leon’s death was devastating and the biggest loss the shows ever had.

Never was there a couple so funny, endearing and in love as these two. Scouse icons with great world views and the show has a hole in without them

1. Jenny and Lee

Sometimes I’m just going about my day and then I’ll remember something jenny and lee have done and die laughing on the train

Just absolutely hysterical - a perfect friendship dynamic. Would give my right arm to go the karaoke and have a bevvy with them.

ICONS

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