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Quarantine’s driving me round the bend so here’s the Gogglebox families past and present RANKED!!!!
Dunno why I brought corona into it cause I’ve been ranking random shite for years but anyway
FIRST THINGS FIRST: there’s about 10 random families that were only in like one season so I’ve just not even mentioned them - I’m a huge fan and barely recognised them so i doubt they’ll be missed.
But if they are - get over it
But if they are - get over it
30. John & Beryl
Two words:
Bored. Shitless.
Two words:
Bored. Shitless.
29. Lampard Family
Nobody’s favourite Sugababes lineup
Nobody’s favourite Sugababes lineup
28. Bill and Josef
So bloody boring but they’ve been in it since season two so I’m giving them some points for longevity
I cannot believe they’re STILL IN THE CAST!
They literally must do about 2 minutes of filming a season
So bloody boring but they’ve been in it since season two so I’m giving them some points for longevity
I cannot believe they’re STILL IN THE CAST!
They literally must do about 2 minutes of filming a season
27. The Tapper Family
Raging tories that I want nothing to do with, end of!
Raging tories that I want nothing to do with, end of!
26. Abbie and Georgia
Absolutely nothing to say about these girlies but they don’t offend me and I like a Durham accent so here they are
Absolutely nothing to say about these girlies but they don’t offend me and I like a Durham accent so here they are
25. The McCormick Family
A lot of wacky hair going on but not much personality
Bonus points for a great dog and cool sofas
Trim your beard fella bet it’s full of crumbs
A lot of wacky hair going on but not much personality
Bonus points for a great dog and cool sofas
Trim your beard fella bet it’s full of crumbs
24. Anne and Ken
Likeable older Geordie duo, very new, only joined in 2019
Haven’t done much yet but what I’ve seen I’m on board with
Bet they have great biscuits and their house looks well cosy
Likeable older Geordie duo, very new, only joined in 2019
Haven’t done much yet but what I’ve seen I’m on board with
Bet they have great biscuits and their house looks well cosy
23. Plummer Family
CORRRRRRRRRR
CORRRRRRRRRR
22. Alison, George and Helena
Not the funniest or wildest in the bunch but their house looks so smug, their opinions are always GREAT (socialist icons) and I think I’d get on great with them
A lot of knitting isn’t there
Not the funniest or wildest in the bunch but their house looks so smug, their opinions are always GREAT (socialist icons) and I think I’d get on great with them
A lot of knitting isn’t there
21. Marcus, Mica, Sachelle and Shuggy
Love this little gang, cool guys and like their dynamic. Not many wow moments and not really gogglebox icons but I’m happy for them to be there
Love this little gang, cool guys and like their dynamic. Not many wow moments and not really gogglebox icons but I’m happy for them to be there
20. Sue and Steve
New to the game but good stuff is in the making. Especially Sue. Big fan of Sue.
Always got her wine in hand and she gets very into the ITV dramas. Proper iconic cockney Ma
New to the game but good stuff is in the making. Especially Sue. Big fan of Sue.
Always got her wine in hand and she gets very into the ITV dramas. Proper iconic cockney Ma
19. Kate and Graham
Love how wholesome Reverend Kate always felt - a kind woman.
Overall a bit boring but it was iconic when the dog booted the tea and it spilt on her fella hahaha
Love how wholesome Reverend Kate always felt - a kind woman.
Overall a bit boring but it was iconic when the dog booted the tea and it spilt on her fella hahaha
18. Amira and Amani
You just know these girlies have the gossip
Love how excited they get and usually appreciate their snack choices
You just know these girlies have the gossip
Love how excited they get and usually appreciate their snack choices
17. Steph and Dom
Big tories but probably two of the most recognisable cast members and got their own spin offs. All they do is drink and chat shite
Politics aside bet their b&b is stunning and if they see this and wanna treat me my DM’s are open
Big tories but probably two of the most recognisable cast members and got their own spin offs. All they do is drink and chat shite
Politics aside bet their b&b is stunning and if they see this and wanna treat me my DM’s are open
16. Linda and Pete (formerly with George)
Love their iconic accents as they heckle the screen
Placing so high from the time George kicked his shoe off and it landed in Pete’s chippy
Love their iconic accents as they heckle the screen
Placing so high from the time George kicked his shoe off and it landed in Pete’s chippy
15. The Michael Family
Coming in the middle because I love the kids but hate the Dad. Louis is an ICON who we cherish. the UKIP association with the dad wasn’t great was it??
When the mum dropped this line and left the nation shook though
Coming in the middle because I love the kids but hate the Dad. Louis is an ICON who we cherish. the UKIP association with the dad wasn’t great was it??
When the mum dropped this line and left the nation shook though
14. The Moffatts
I know Scarlett Moffatt gets where shit doesn’t these days and we can’t escape her, but in the glory days these were a good time gang. Love the mam and dad and that west show they did in the Namibian tribe was equal parts tragic and iconic
I know Scarlett Moffatt gets where shit doesn’t these days and we can’t escape her, but in the glory days these were a good time gang. Love the mam and dad and that west show they did in the Namibian tribe was equal parts tragic and iconic
13. The Woerdenwebers
The Silent Jay era was a cultural reset! Then he spent his life post gogglebox mooching around concert square in Liverpool and getting selfies with keen students
The Silent Jay era was a cultural reset! Then he spent his life post gogglebox mooching around concert square in Liverpool and getting selfies with keen students
12. Paige and Sally
Oh my god I’m obsessed with these two!!!! They might be new but they’re hilarious already, always arguing and honestly the mum is Birmingham’s answer to Tina Malone
Oh my god I’m obsessed with these two!!!! They might be new but they’re hilarious already, always arguing and honestly the mum is Birmingham’s answer to Tina Malone
11. Dave and Shirley
These two feel like a big warm cosy hug
Love their welsh accents so much.
Not the funniest but never fail to raise a smile, an old friend you’re always happy to see.
These two feel like a big warm cosy hug
Love their welsh accents so much.
Not the funniest but never fail to raise a smile, an old friend you’re always happy to see.
10. Sandi and Sandra
What a duo these were back in the day. Their dynamic was just absolutely timeless
When I first clocked eyes on sandra’s pot noodle cup I was... enamoured
I think about her getting electrocuted by the fly catcher daily
What a duo these were back in the day. Their dynamic was just absolutely timeless
When I first clocked eyes on sandra’s pot noodle cup I was... enamoured
I think about her getting electrocuted by the fly catcher daily
9. Mary and Marina
Mary AKA the Whitney Houston of Gogglebox
Obsessed with their friendship, both so funny and endearing and love their chats
Never forget when Mary said she used to “wank em out” instead of “sing them out” HAHAHAA
Mary AKA the Whitney Houston of Gogglebox
Obsessed with their friendship, both so funny and endearing and love their chats
Never forget when Mary said she used to “wank em out” instead of “sing them out” HAHAHAA
8. The Siddiqui’s
They are like the mafia family of Gogglebox
They run the show, and we trust them.
Been here since day dot and I don’t want it without them. Wise, thoughtful and seem like LOVELY GUYS
All 3 of them should share the job of prime minister and run the country
They are like the mafia family of Gogglebox
They run the show, and we trust them.
Been here since day dot and I don’t want it without them. Wise, thoughtful and seem like LOVELY GUYS
All 3 of them should share the job of prime minister and run the country
7. Stephen
Another OG. I love Stephen with his husband like it is now, I loved it when he was with his mum, but I REALLY loved it when he was with Chris.
The iconic “not a fucking terrorist though, Chris” line is one for the history books that gets quoted on twitter DAILY
Another OG. I love Stephen with his husband like it is now, I loved it when he was with his mum, but I REALLY loved it when he was with Chris.
The iconic “not a fucking terrorist though, Chris” line is one for the history books that gets quoted on twitter DAILY
6. Ellie and zizzi
Did my head in at first but now UNQUESTIONABLY a god tier duo.
The Leeds accent just makes it - best sister duo since Mary-Kate & Ashley and thats that on that. Could listen to them talk all day
Did my head in at first but now UNQUESTIONABLY a god tier duo.
The Leeds accent just makes it - best sister duo since Mary-Kate & Ashley and thats that on that. Could listen to them talk all day
5. Giles and Mary
Sorry but if you don’t get how hilarious these are you just have a shite sense of humour
So eccentric and the way their conversations flow just kill me
They need a spin off
I’d watch Giles do anything.
Sorry but if you don’t get how hilarious these are you just have a shite sense of humour
So eccentric and the way their conversations flow just kill me
They need a spin off
I’d watch Giles do anything.
4. Pete and Sophie
Probably the fastest and most quick witted duo on the show
They could write such funny scripts. Their humour is so FAST!!!! Love their dynamic and they’ve really solidified themselves as one of the greats despite only being on it the last 3 years
Probably the fastest and most quick witted duo on the show
They could write such funny scripts. Their humour is so FAST!!!! Love their dynamic and they’ve really solidified themselves as one of the greats despite only being on it the last 3 years
3. The Malones
Manchester ICONS with the best dogs on the show by a MILE
Dave is a scene stealer, they’re all hilarious, Tom is comedy gold and Julie’s is just one of them mum’s everyone needs.
Great commentary and loads of laughs. 10/10
Manchester ICONS with the best dogs on the show by a MILE
Dave is a scene stealer, they’re all hilarious, Tom is comedy gold and Julie’s is just one of them mum’s everyone needs.
Great commentary and loads of laughs. 10/10
2. Leon and June
Feel like crying just thinking about them. Leon’s death was devastating and the biggest loss the shows ever had.
Never was there a couple so funny, endearing and in love as these two. Scouse icons with great world views and the show has a hole in without them
Feel like crying just thinking about them. Leon’s death was devastating and the biggest loss the shows ever had.
Never was there a couple so funny, endearing and in love as these two. Scouse icons with great world views and the show has a hole in without them
1. Jenny and Lee
Sometimes I’m just going about my day and then I’ll remember something jenny and lee have done and die laughing on the train
Just absolutely hysterical - a perfect friendship dynamic. Would give my right arm to go the karaoke and have a bevvy with them.
ICONS
Sometimes I’m just going about my day and then I’ll remember something jenny and lee have done and die laughing on the train
Just absolutely hysterical - a perfect friendship dynamic. Would give my right arm to go the karaoke and have a bevvy with them.
ICONS
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