I started watching Fate Apocrypha, after having it in the watchlist for a long time. And man, Astolfo is truly unique. Also I love Fran. Really cute angery girl.
(No spoilers pls.)

I just pictured a whatsapp group chat with all the masters of each "group" on the grail war seen here (2 episode).

I totally love the fact that Chiron kept the knowlegde of medicine from the original greek myths.
It's a nice touch (Episode 3).

Wait...Berserker's (=Fran's) master is the same dude from El-Melloi II case files?
I see what you did there then, with that poster from the El-Melloi anime (Was it on episode 3?).

Huh. So Opression guy is here too.
Sweet.
This grail war needed more meme characters.

Okay, first three chapters of this show ended.
Stay tuned for more weird comments tomorrow (Probably).

Okay, next day reached.
Time for some more Fate.

Thanks god the episode it's not starting with this random obsessive woman licking Astolfo. I was starting to fear it would become a trend.

This anime is featuring a lot of the characters I love. Atalanta is great.

Opression-man it's still opression man.
The first thing he says it's asking if they are the opressors.

What was veggie-haired man's true name again?

Atalanta vs. Fran.
I like this.

Astolfo, it's not the best time to talk about feelins. Maybe after you have secured both your homunculus adopted son and your own safety would be a better time.

You know.
Just saying.

I told ya, bro.

Also, why giving someone who can barely walk a heavy looking sword? Sure, he has to defend himself, but...you know, there's less demanding weapons.

Astolfo is being less meme-y than I initially expected.
He's definetly more developed than what I have seen in F/GO so far.
I love it.

Siegfred, dude. I appreciate the gesture.
But why. Just why.

Nevermind the last tweet. I have Siegfried in F/GO, and now I respect him a lot more.

Awwww.
I can't just not love Sieg and Astolfo relationship.
IDK exactly what, but they are cute and I support it.

France really loves Sieg.
The only two french servants of the whole grail war are protecting him.

Astolfo's Master is starting to be annoying.
She's probably designed to be like that, anyway.

But is Sieg still living 3 years or nah??
I'm guessing not, since centaur said that he would live like a human, but...

Everyone else treats Astolfo as a she in the canon source, or it's just a spanish-sub thingy?

So. Letizia, huh?

That name sure rings some bells.

Why is a man called Sergio on what's supposed to be Romania? (Or at least that is where I think they are?)
I mean, if you want to make an spanish inmigrant, go ahead but...Out of the blue, sounds strange, but interesting.

Welp, Mo-san, you killed her kingdom. You shouldn't really expect her king to welcome you with open arms.

"What is gender anyway"
~Probably Mordred, at some point, searching to be king.

While lion dude is talking about serious bussiness, Mo-san is chasing a cat like if they were an animal. I can't love them enough.

Yep, definetly Astolfo's master is made to be an asshole.

Also a device for fanservice.

LADY YOU ARE SERIOUSLY CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT.

Little kid, you are pretty much dead. You were dead to me since you had your first moments of screentime.
I can smell your death.

I love Fran. I really do love her.
Eco-servant.

Are Lion dude bullets...fingers?

I see, taking necromancy to the limit.

Aaaaand...That makes the next three episodes over.
Stay tuned for more weird comments tomorrow.

TIME TO KILL...
I mean to continue Apocrypha.
IDK if anyone is still following this but...If you do, hey, thank you!

Ah yes. We left it with Grand Theft Auto: Necromancy version.

I didn't mention before, but the OP IS FIRE.

Yeah, I think it's a better idea to retreat than this whole thing of shooting to someone's car.

The car definetly wasn't that damaged when octogirl and his brother escaped.
I'm pretty sure of that.

Grand Theft Auto: Sisigou edition continues without problems, I see.

Octogirl can travel that fast or the house was just really near the mansion?

Octogirl, she saved your ass. You better be a bit nicer to your brother.

The house of the spanish inmigrant looks a lot like a spanish countryside house.
I don't have any idea whatsoever where both Sieg and Sergio are, but I love the care put on his house.

I'm pretty sure that the painting of the farmers it's a real one. I reminds me of...Uh...The Angelus? from Millet.

Millet is french, so maybe that would explain the location of the house.

Ah, yes. I knew it.
It's a real painting by Millet.
My favourite detail from the show rn.
...Why do I turn everything I touch into an history class?
Anyway, back to the show.
( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gleaners)

Sooo...Assassin and Spiky white hair priest are in a relationship?
Yeaaaa...I don't buy it. At least not for now.

How could I forget of meme character #2.
Shakespeare.
WB.

I seriously need to change the sub i'm watching.
There's whole fragments without subs.

I'm really hoping that this new sub more competent than the last.

F*CK.

Welp, it can't be helped. I will have to continue not understanding some part, and wishing it's nothing important what I lose.

The face that Asyria queen is making when Shakespeare talks it's exactly my face rn.
But for two different reasons.

HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON.

Angry Frankestein is cutest Frankestein.

Welp, maybe a bit less than Eco-Servant frankestein.

Why does a spanish inmigrant farmer have like...belt for a sword?

I don't see him being a noble, though having a painting of a famous painter points that he had at least some money.

I don't know who you are, Sergio, but you are nice.
Really nice.

Also you have a really big nose.

What does Veggie-Hair-man have to do with The Metal Singer Lancer again?

Ah, and something more about the OP.

It's not the first OP I see that uses this for inspiration, but I'm completely okay with it.
Still...I don't get it why they use these two, since the original statue represents Virgin Mary and Jesus Christ?
Anyway, it's a cool art reference.

You better do not cross Artemis feeling, Atalanta.
They are really weird...And heterosexual.

Phoebus CATastrofe!
Always punning.

How does using electricity against a literal storm of arrows work?

I shouldn't have slept on my mythology knowledge. I didn't even know Achilles had smth to do with horses?
I know he's from the Iliad (?),but the only stuff I knew was the whole weak spot, and how was killed.

Aand...When does this story takes place?I know this is fiction, butt...
There's references to WWII, and I definetly have seen a computer like the ones I grew up with in Caules room.
But I have difficulty to believe nobody uses a mobile phone, or any kind of phone at all.

So the battle between the HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLONIA and the enemy family takes place in Romania?
And their house is also there. I have a question then:
How did Siegfried&master+Jeanne+Sieg+ Astolfo got from Romania to France within a night?
Where TF is Sergio's home???

Oh, I already forgot about Astolfo's master.
Girl, I've seen stones that are more useful than you.

Little Boi, you are still dead. I know you are.
Don't try to make me feel bad.

I still can't get used to Chiron being sometimes human sometimes centaur.

Teacher vs student.
A teacher that knows your weakness and that knew it even when you were a kid.
That could (And probably will) be a problem.

....HOW DID SIEG TRAVEL SO FAST FROM FRANCE TO ROMANIA??

...Assyria queen, please. Cut your hair.

A blade maybe by Shakespeare?
I would discard that sword asap.

HOHO. Time to get back to the best part of this anime: the GTA Britain's technically not King edition.

Mordred knows how to ride stuff...You just didn't pick the right Mordred.

Astolfo it's still a great character (And I never thought I would say that), denying to use more homunuculi like Sieg for his battle.
One of the best characters so far.

Fate/Apocrypha.
Alternative name- Fate: Become Human.

Welp, the golem dude truly understands Opression man.

I don't like children either, Caster. I know how you feel.

Spiky hair priest, do not dare to insult my eco technically not-daughter servant again.
Last warning.

This episode was long, woah. A lot of stuff happened.
Time to see episode 9~.

Wait.
Isn't the blonde man behind the nazi-blue haired that looks suspiciously similar to the one on Youjo Senki...Like...This lancer that was a king from F/GO? Fionn smth?
He looks really similar to him.

Fran knows that Shakespeare isn't trustworthy.
She knows.

Jeanne: Knows everything happening everywhere.

Nice music, bro.

Did Atalanta just....use a nuclear explosion?
But with a bow?
...Okay.
Cool.

The homunculus lady following Sieg is pretty cute. She has a really nice haircut.

Wait.
Where is Astolfo's master rn?
Is she still at home?

I don't like this system of "Masters watching magical tv at home, while the servants get beaten to death on the battlefield".
I liked the F/SN approach better.

Where did Sieg get the clothes for the homunculi he saved?

Homunculus lady. You do not have a name, but you are truly a nice woman.

Elon Musk would truly get along with Mo-san. They are the perfect driver to test the hardness and all the security functions of cars.

The real miracle of this Grail War is that yellow car still working after all that beating.

Not that kind of king, Mordred.

Honestly, Jeanne. At this point, I'm not even sure that they can even be called a "Faction". They are all scatered around, and nobody pays attention to the rest.

If I have to say smth good about the black faction, they are really well organized.

Does black faction masters even matter, though?
They may be well organized, but I haven't seen much screentime of them after...episode 7 I guess?
They just react from time to time to what their servants are doing.

Still, it's nice to see that Caules cares about Eco servant Fran.

The exact term would be gynoid, random person.

Fine, Victor. If you don't want Fran, I'll adopt her.

This scene is painful to watch.

Thanks, Caules.

How could you know she's an assasin, and that the fortress has something to do with Babylon, and still not connect the dots, you french Saint?

Eugh. Opression-man is getting more and more disgusting with each second on screen.

Aaaand, the post-credit scene is not subbed.
Great.

Aaaaaand, that's it.
The three episodes of today are done.
A lot of stuff happened here.
And there's many things that I want to continue.
The battle of Achilles and Chiron, more Atalanta, more Astolfo, and definetly, more of my dear eco-servant.
See ya tomorrow!

Tomorrow is today, bois.
Time to continue with everyone's favourite show.
(Also, re-reading most of this thread, I saw A LOT of typos.
I can do english, I promise. What I can do is write anything correctly.)

Ah yes, we left it with the post credits scene not subbed at all.