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My worst night ever 
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I remember this one Friday night, playing fifa nevakomana, ndapinda final paya, Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid.
The game had just started, then babe sent a message
"Huya ku sleep over"
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I remember this one Friday night, playing fifa nevakomana, ndapinda final paya, Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid.
The game had just started, then babe sent a message
"Huya ku sleep over"
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Babe stayed ku Chitungwiza and I was at UZ, but kure kwemurume ndokusina p*ssy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Trust me I& #39;m a hardcore fifa fan, but ipapo i decided kusiya bhora.
Trust me I& #39;m a hardcore fifa fan, but ipapo i decided kusiya bhora.
Rushed ku room, Ndikatora ka satchet ke mukwapurab*che ke mfes wangu ndika diluter ne vat ndikamwa.
Sleepover ka iyi i need extra energy....... Ndaizvisimbisa paya ndiri mu room whilst getting ready
Grabbed my wallet and headed out.
Sleepover ka iyi i need extra energy....... Ndaizvisimbisa paya ndiri mu room whilst getting ready
Grabbed my wallet and headed out.
He also had muzvomora kwayedza, mutsemuranyini, muchema ndoda to name a few
Ok lemme get back to my story.
Ok so ma kombi can& #39;t get, nigga had to walk to Belgravia.
Route iyoyo kwainetsa team rainzi ma Hurricane (mashurugwi type of people), but an horny person knows no dangerhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦" title="Person facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Person facepalming">
Ndakapinda mukamwe ka open truck so kainanaira kunge speech ya ED, 20 mins later was in town
Route iyoyo kwainetsa team rainzi ma Hurricane (mashurugwi type of people), but an horny person knows no danger
Ndakapinda mukamwe ka open truck so kainanaira kunge speech ya ED, 20 mins later was in town
Transport yeku chi town ingawanike, apa time kwava kuma 10 pm.
Ndakambo opener Google maps trying to see kuti panoroveka netsoka here pa Chi town
Ipapo musoro waifunga hausi musoro musoro, asi musorohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.
Ndakambo opener Google maps trying to see kuti panoroveka netsoka here pa Chi town
Ipapo musoro waifunga hausi musoro musoro, asi musoro
Kombi came from nowhere, i got in, tafamba tafamba i get off, mwana anditambira, we get home
First question yangu, where is everyone?
Her reply "kumusha, vanouya mangwana kuma 9am"
I suddenly didn& #39;t feel safe, but semunhu anga atotenga carex extra thin..there was no going back
First question yangu, where is everyone?
Her reply "kumusha, vanouya mangwana kuma 9am"
I suddenly didn& #39;t feel safe, but semunhu anga atotenga carex extra thin..there was no going back
It was now around 11:30. Mwana arikubva kunogeza paya, smelling so so nice, dressed seductively.
I was mu lounge pondering on the night to come.
Deep down ndaive nekakukwata because yaive first time kubaya ku all night and time dzanzi dzirikudzoka vanhu was just too soon for me
I was mu lounge pondering on the night to come.
Deep down ndaive nekakukwata because yaive first time kubaya ku all night and time dzanzi dzirikudzoka vanhu was just too soon for me
She started being touchy, apa inini ndiri kungogaya kuti ko tikasvikirwa, hameno zi fear rakangondibata so.
My instincts were communicating, but i just thought its nothing.
My instincts were communicating, but i just thought its nothing.
Girl started undressing me paya, teasing me strongly trying to ease me up.
Aizunza mutaka, zvese nemukaka, apa anga akanaka, kunge mai makanaka ( @tammyjanie) lol
Aizunza mutaka, zvese nemukaka, apa anga akanaka, kunge mai makanaka ( @tammyjanie) lol
Girl kissed every inch of my body from head to toe. I could feel the effects e mukwapura sinhi kicking in because my d*ck was now standing like superman.
Woman held it like an accolade and started sucking the soul outta me
Woman held it like an accolade and started sucking the soul outta me
Mwana aiziva tunhu twake hake uyu. I started making promises ndega nekunakirwa
"Babe I& #39;m going to give you the world"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Type yetuma promise twepa sex munotuziva
"Babe I& #39;m going to give you the world"
Type yetuma promise twepa sex munotuziva
Dhaa, tapinda first round, ndine backing ka ye midzi dzakaomeswa dza O.T ( @OwenMafuka) dzandarova.
Ndiri kufamba sinhi, ipapo time it was now around 1am
Phone ya babe yakabva yapinda call, ndi momz vake
"Hello, ah hatina kuzorara kwa tete tavakusvika kumba tava pa corner"
Ndiri kufamba sinhi, ipapo time it was now around 1am
Phone ya babe yakabva yapinda call, ndi momz vake
"Hello, ah hatina kuzorara kwa tete tavakusvika kumba tava pa corner"
Corner yaitaurwa ndeye durawall hama dzinodiwa munashe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
20 seconds later mota yanga yava pa gate yakurova hooter kuti babe auye kuzovhura gate.
I quickly grabbed my shirt ne jean ndikapfeka faster faster.
Nduwe yaitove hayo ku fridge ukohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
20 seconds later mota yanga yava pa gate yakurova hooter kuti babe auye kuzovhura gate.
I quickly grabbed my shirt ne jean ndikapfeka faster faster.
Nduwe yaitove hayo ku fridge uko
Now panga pane challenge on how to get out.
Ndakagaya ku jambira pa next door but paihukura rimwe zimbwa hmm haa iroro raingona kungondi molester dai ndakazvizama.
The other two sides kwaive nema electric fence pamusoro pe durawall.
Ndakagaya ku jambira pa next door but paihukura rimwe zimbwa hmm haa iroro raingona kungondi molester dai ndakazvizama.
The other two sides kwaive nema electric fence pamusoro pe durawall.
Dead end.
Ukuwo team ravhura gate mota yakupinda, kuti ndirove yekwa man Tawa yekupinzwa mu wardrobe hazviite, she shared her room ne older sister yake
Ndakangozvininipisa ndiri mu kitchen apa babe ranga rakutochema kare
Ukuwo team ravhura gate mota yakupinda, kuti ndirove yekwa man Tawa yekupinzwa mu wardrobe hazviite, she shared her room ne older sister yake
Ndakangozvininipisa ndiri mu kitchen apa babe ranga rakutochema kare
Ndakabva ndagaya kurova skillful.
Babe aiti vanopinda neku lounge, so ndakanomira pa entrance yemu kitchen.
Plan yaive yekuti door reuku richivhurwa tichivhurawo reku kitchen ndichibuda mumba
Guess who decided to also use the kitchen door that nighthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Plan yaive yekuti door reuku richivhurwa tichivhurawo reku kitchen ndichibuda mumba
Guess who decided to also use the kitchen door that night
Mdara we babe akapinda akabata 3 ma black label, dhuma dhuma neni mu kitchen.
Old man was drunk but panguva iyoyo akaita sober.
"Ndiwe ani iwewe (wasu accent)"
Ndakambozama kuita tutsika
"Ah makadii henyu baba ndinoitwa Briaaaaa"
Didn& #39;t finish. Ndanga ndatoiswa mbama
Old man was drunk but panguva iyoyo akaita sober.
"Ndiwe ani iwewe (wasu accent)"
Ndakambozama kuita tutsika
"Ah makadii henyu baba ndinoitwa Briaaaaa"
Didn& #39;t finish. Ndanga ndatoiswa mbama
Mbama yandikapihwa ladies and gentlemen handisati ndamboipihwa before and handifunge ndikaipihwa futi muhupenyu hwangu.
It was ferocious
It was sanguinary
It was relentless
It was rapacious
It was barbarous
Ndakambofunga kuti ndachaiwa nge mheni
It was ferocious
It was sanguinary
It was relentless
It was rapacious
It was barbarous
Ndakambofunga kuti ndachaiwa nge mheni
Ndiri pakati pechadzimira ndakaiswa imwe ye chi 2. Ko dzokororo ine simba zve.
Mdara anga akabata ma black label ne one hand akaita eku hugger like, so akabva akotama kuti amaise pasi anyatsondishandira sekushandira kwandanga ndichiita mwana wake a few minutes agohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Mdara anga akabata ma black label ne one hand akaita eku hugger like, so akabva akotama kuti amaise pasi anyatsondishandira sekushandira kwandanga ndichiita mwana wake a few minutes ago
Achingosimuka, ndaka kicker bhodhoro one ranga rakavhurika
Instinct yechidhakwa, akabva akotama futi kuti abate doro rake risarasike ini ndikarova bara ndichibuda mu den
Right, step 1 done. Mu den ndabuda
Instinct yechidhakwa, akabva akotama futi kuti abate doro rake risarasike ini ndikarova bara ndichibuda mu den
Right, step 1 done. Mu den ndabuda
I didn& #39;t wait to assess kuti panze panani.
Momz ye babe yaive ichatongobva kudzika mumota yakangoona mukomana achirova runs heading out.
She then shouted,
Mbaaaaaaaaavha Mbavha Mbavha
Ma blaz e babe 3 then started chasing me down
Momz ye babe yaive ichatongobva kudzika mumota yakangoona mukomana achirova runs heading out.
She then shouted,
Mbaaaaaaaaavha Mbavha Mbavha
Ma blaz e babe 3 then started chasing me down
1. Hood handirizive
2. Manheru
3. Vakomana varikudaidzira mbavhahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I could see people turning on lights apa imbwa dzakuita noise muma yard.
I felt like ndiri mu temple run
I swear the spirit of Usain Bolt descended upon a nigga that nighthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃" title="Person running" aria-label="Emoji: Person running">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃" title="Person running" aria-label="Emoji: Person running">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃" title="Person running" aria-label="Emoji: Person running">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃" title="Person running" aria-label="Emoji: Person running">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏃" title="Person running" aria-label="Emoji: Person running">
2. Manheru
3. Vakomana varikudaidzira mbavha
I could see people turning on lights apa imbwa dzakuita noise muma yard.
I felt like ndiri mu temple run
I swear the spirit of Usain Bolt descended upon a nigga that night
One of the brothers who was leading unfortunately but fortunately tripped over a pothole and fell horribly into the tar.
Team ndoparikazomira inini ndikaramba ndiri bara.
This is phase1 of the night, coming soon ne phase 2
@tudzaa
@RalphWa58556779
@Tech_Madziva
@slender_bbe
Team ndoparikazomira inini ndikaramba ndiri bara.
This is phase1 of the night, coming soon ne phase 2
@tudzaa
@RalphWa58556779
@Tech_Madziva
@slender_bbe
