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I& #39;m rewatching Once Upon a Time from the beginning, and I& #39;m pretty sure I saw all of season 1 before, but I have zero memory of half of this batshit content I swear to god
Half of it I remember very clearly! The other half I would swear has been Mandela Effected into existence
To be clear, I am absolutely still watching
Just a few episodes ago we had an episode literally titled "Fruit of the Poisonous Tree", and now Emma& #39;s breaking into Regina& #39;s house to steal evidence for a murder trial...
WHAT is this show
Who fucking knows
I& #39;m still reeling from the discovery that there are SEVEN seasons of this show. I& #39;m going to watch all of them. I can& #39;t wait
SINCE WHEN IS DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN A DISNEY CHARACTER
We are barely into season 2 and we& #39;ve already added Mulan, Victor Frankenstein, and Captain Hook. I realize this is the very definition of "off the rails" but honestly I& #39;m 100% okay with it
Are y& #39;all telling me they& #39;re setting up a romance between Emma and Captain Hook, whose mistress had a son with Rumplestiltskin, and that son is Emma& #39;s baby daddy, and THIS is ACTUAL CANON, but y& #39;all acted all weird about people shipping Emma and Regina? You& #39;re all weak
I see we& #39;re conveniently forgetting Emma& #39;s very firmly established Detect Lie ability to prop up this arc about framing Regina for murdering Jiminy Cricket
The fact that I& #39;m able to type sentences like that and not absolutely snap really says a lot about how much my mind is Silly Putty
Also I would really adore if they& #39;d stop having the characters explain the plot at me, I GET it, I am FOLLOWING, against all reason and expectation
Also I would really adore if they& #39;d stop having the characters explain the plot at me, I GET it, I am FOLLOWING, against all reason and expectation
Why was there a multi-episode arc about Rumplestiltskin trying to find a way to leave town without getting re-cursed and losing his memory, when he never lost his memory during the curse in the first place? That was a whole thing
