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I'm rewatching Once Upon a Time from the beginning, and I'm pretty sure I saw all of season 1 before, but I have zero memory of half of this batshit content I swear to god
Half of it I remember very clearly! The other half I would swear has been Mandela Effected into existence
To be clear, I am absolutely still watching
Just a few episodes ago we had an episode literally titled "Fruit of the Poisonous Tree", and now Emma's breaking into Regina's house to steal evidence for a murder trial...
WHAT is this show
Who fucking knows
I'm still reeling from the discovery that there are SEVEN seasons of this show. I'm going to watch all of them. I can't wait
SINCE WHEN IS DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN A DISNEY CHARACTER
We are barely into season 2 and we've already added Mulan, Victor Frankenstein, and Captain Hook. I realize this is the very definition of "off the rails" but honestly I'm 100% okay with it
Are y'all telling me they're setting up a romance between Emma and Captain Hook, whose mistress had a son with Rumplestiltskin, and that son is Emma's baby daddy, and THIS is ACTUAL CANON, but y'all acted all weird about people shipping Emma and Regina? You're all weak
I see we're conveniently forgetting Emma's very firmly established Detect Lie ability to prop up this arc about framing Regina for murdering Jiminy Cricket
The fact that I'm able to type sentences like that and not absolutely snap really says a lot about how much my mind is Silly Putty
Also I would really adore if they'd stop having the characters explain the plot at me, I GET it, I am FOLLOWING, against all reason and expectation
Also I would really adore if they'd stop having the characters explain the plot at me, I GET it, I am FOLLOWING, against all reason and expectation
Why was there a multi-episode arc about Rumplestiltskin trying to find a way to leave town without getting re-cursed and losing his memory, when he never lost his memory during the curse in the first place? That was a whole thing
