Alright kids, gather round.

A few of you may remember that my 3yo discovered a door in our ceiling, and has been asking about what’s inside.

Her eyes were wide: ā€œPapaĆ­... there’s a DOOR... on our ROOF!!ā€
I’ve been stalling for a few weeks, but I told Emma we’d get a ladder and climb up there to see what’s behind the door.

I happen to know there is... an OLD RUG up there. Meh.
Secret doors need TREASURE though. So, I went to Claire’s at the mall, and bought the SPARKLIEST little treasure box I could find.

The photo doesn’t do it justice, it’s not ā€œrose goldā€... it’s both PINK and GOLD, in the most un-subtle of ways.
So, that’s going to be sitting up there, locked.

It will also have a TREASURE MAP taped to it.

I mapped the little park-y area in front of our apartment, with landmarks she’s familiar with.

Let me go find it for you. BRB.
Found it!

(Also, I should have clarified previously: my trip to the mall was BEFORE all the social distancing. We are well, and properly sequestered.)
The map (drawn by my mother in-law! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">) Marks a path of four familiar landmarks that Emma will know...
...leading to a fifth! A pile of rocks and a pinecone, which I set up this morning atop a tiny irrigation tunnel.
Alright. Quest is set to begin. I’ll update you all later...

We’re gonna go get a ladder.
So, the adventure was NOT disappointing.

This GIF about sums it up though — the moment Emma placed the envelope on the map and realized it HAD THE SAME X! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
On a related note, anyone out there have a) video editing experience and b) some free time?

I have about 25 minutes of footage of this and I’d love to have it edited down, but won’t realistically get to it.

DM me with a quote, or @ your smart video-editing friends!
Here is the moment she discovers the key https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">!
Since I know you’re all wondering...
ā€œWhat is ā€˜mysterious placesā€™ā€?
ā€œI’m a great finder!ā€
Thanks for following us on this little adventure!

Emma is feeling very princessy tonight. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ‘øšŸ½" title="Princess (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Princess (medium skin tone)">

Stay safe, friends.
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Hi!

Thank you for sharing this, usually with words like:

- wholesome
- pure
- good
- light
- wonder
- joy

I’m glad the world has even a tiny bit more of those things as a result of this. :)

I have broken Twitter apparently and can not LIKE any more tweets - but thank you! 1/
Thanks for all the kind offers to edit the video! I’ll look through the requests in the coming days.

Also, If you like wonder & story, I have a podcast about such things:

Maybe start with Ep 10, about our human need for Story, especially in hard times: https://overcast.fm/+M7wquz0qY ">https://overcast.fm/+M7wquz0q...
I woke up this morning to find 15k likes and over a million views on the tweet at the top of this thread. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤯" title="Exploding head" aria-label="Emoji: Exploding head">

When I saw Emma this morning, she was wearing her necklace and asked me to address her a ā€œPrincessā€.

I asked her more about who put the box in the roof…
She tells me it was *probably* ā€œan invisible monkey.ā€ https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø" title="Man shrugging (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (medium light skin tone)">

Anyhow, here’s a good-morning hello from Princess:
If you’d like to hear about this story in Emma’s OWN words...

She’ll be live on Fox 10 Phoenix tomorrow morning!

We’re slated for around 7:40AM MST.

You can watch online here: https://www.fox10phoenix.com/live ">https://www.fox10phoenix.com/live"...
(Emma is VERY excited to be on tv, but a little confused about what that means)
Sweet child… she seemed disappointed after the broadcast. I asked her what was up, and she said, ā€œTia Celeste’s hair was very pretty, but I thought we going to go IN the tv!ā€

We just watched Honey I Shrunk the Kids. She literally thought I was going to shrink her. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
It’s okay. I’m taking her for a donut. Everything will be okay.
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