In the bathroom minding my business

My son:*bust up in the bathroom* mommy what you doing?

Me: Pooping boy get out the bathroom

My son: *grabs my face* Your stinking up my bathroom mommy!

Me: 😳😩😭 BWOY IF YUH NUH TEK YUH.....
Y’all see the wutlessness that comes out my two year old mouth. I was really bout to cuss him and tell him bout himself but me laughing choked me up
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