In the bathroom minding my business
My son:*bust up in the bathroom* mommy what you doing?
Me: Pooping boy get out the bathroom
My son: *grabs my face* Your stinking up my bathroom mommy!
Me:

BWOY IF YUH NUH TEK YUH.....
My son:*bust up in the bathroom* mommy what you doing?
Me: Pooping boy get out the bathroom
My son: *grabs my face* Your stinking up my bathroom mommy!
Me:



Y’all see the wutlessness that comes out my two year old mouth. I was really bout to cuss him and tell him bout himself but me laughing choked me up