1 like = one nintendo character i would absolutely let raw me 100%

why is nobody liking this tweet cmon guys

NUMBER 1

BOWSER FROM THE MARIO SERIES

LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN BEEFY ASS LIZARD DUDE I BET HIS COCK IS MASSIVE

NUMBER 2

GANONDORF FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA SERIES BUT LIKE ESPECIALLY TWILIGHT PRINCESS AND WIND WAKER

SHIT DUDE WHAT CAN I EVEN SAY HE GIVES OFF DADDY VIBES

ive been told to take one like for 50 so i hope youre ready for this because it could take a while

NUMBER 3

ARCHIE FROM POKEMON OMEGA RUBY AND ALPHA SAPPHIRE

THE AMOUNT OF ATTRACTION I FEEL FOR THIS FUCKING SHARK PIRATE ECOTERRORIST IS RIDICULOUS

NUMBER 4

PRINCE SIDON FROM ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD

HES LIKE 8 FEET TALL AND SHARKS HAVE TWO DICKS NEED I SAY ANY MORE

hes also like rly nice and sweet and idk i just vibe with that

NUMBER 5

PROFESSOR KUKUI FROM POKEMON SUN AND MOON

GOD THIS FUCKING BUFF BITCH LOOK AT HIM AND HES EVEN FULLY SHIRTLESS HALF THE TIME AND HES A WRESTLER GOD

NUMBER 6

KABU FROM POKEMON SWORD AND SHEILD

PROBABLY GONNA BE THE SHORTEST MAN ON THIS LIST BUT HES A GILF SO IDC

NUMBER 7

BENNY FROM FIRE EMBLEM FATES

THIS GAME INFURIATED ME BUT ITS OK BC THIS GUY WAS HERE THE MEANING OF GENTLE GIANT

NUMBER 8

MILO FROM POKEMON SWORD AND SHEILD

THE MOMENT I SAW THIS GUY IN THE TEASERS FOR THIS GAME I KNEW THAT WAS IT I KNEW HE HAD A BIG DICK AND BIG TIDDIES AND WAS GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING SWEET AND I WAS LIKE DAMN IT