how hypmic characters smell
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一郎
- probably smells like manga
- he also smells like curry from all the cooking he did
- smells like fresh linen because he usually has to wash his brother’s clothes often

二郎
- he smells like cookies
- also smells like freshly baked bread since he orders that during recess
- smells like dog fur since he visits animal shelters often
- barbecue smell

三郎
- he smells like fresh paper that comes out of the printer
- he also smells like books since he revises for his exams a lot
- smells like the beach because he walks along the shores when he takes breaks from studying

左馬刻
- smells like cigarettes obviously
- smells like cologne too
- he also smells like cooked food since he cooks for nemu and stuff so

銃兎
- ALSO SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES
- smells like gunpowder because you know, police work and shit
- he also smells like metal because of the prison bars and the handcuffs

理鶯
- baby boy be smelling like freshly cut grass
- smells like fire because of how long he had to stay in the forest
- also smells like wood
- smells like water too because mans has to hunt like the good boy he is

乱数
- smells like candy
- he smells like natural fiber because of how he designs clothes
- also smells like cotton candy because boy has a sugar addiction

幻太郎
- smells like pen ink since he’s a famous author
- smells like books too
- smells like newspaper because gentarou’s old school

帝統
- SMELLS LIKE MONEY WHOO
- smells like gambling cards
- also smells like cake because of his big big BIG appetite
- smells like the road too because mans is broke and he has to sleep on the bench and shit

寂雷
- smells like blood because of the patients he has to handle sometimes ( edgy I know )
- smells like latex gloves because of his job as a doctor
- alsoooo he smells like shampoo because mans ain’t a stinky hoe

一二三
- SMELLS LIKE CHAMPAGNE
- he also smells like cats because not only does he attract women, but he likes to hug kitties a lot
- hifumi also smells like tea

独歩
- smells like freshly printed papers too because of his work
- smells like coffee because Japanese salaryman needs to stay tf up and do his shitty work
- smells like alcohol if mans is feeling stressed

空却
- smells like jaw sticks because you know,, Buddhist stuff
- also smells like chrysanthemums because he still bathes in flowers now ( my grandma used to bathe for me like that as a kid so )
- smells like smoke because once again, praying and Buddhist stuff

十四
- smells like PLUSHIES!! ( because of Amanda )
- also smells like roses because that’s his aesthetic and he keeps those at home
- also smells like vintage CDs,, idk he just gives me those vibes

獄
- smells like cologne as well,, I MEAN LOOK AT THE MAN’S HAIR
- also smells like exhaust fumes because of him with his motorcycle

簓 ( is this sasara’s name??? )
- smells like takoyaki and all those Japanese snacks
- also smells like alcohol because him,, he gives me vibes u kno
- smells like bamboos too ( because of his name hehe )

盧笙
- smells like pen ink since he needs to mark all of his students’ work
- also smells like chalk because he uses the chalkboard often to teach
- smells like pudding too!

零
- smells like alcohol x100
- also smells like money I mean this boomer’s a fucking conman what do you expect from him
- smells like gold because... Reiand his gold chain too
- smells like lipstick because HWAKDJWJDJ U KNO

合歓
- nemu would smell like perfume
- she also smells like flowers despite how she’s in chuuoku now,, still doesn’t change how soft she is
- smells like cupcakes

乙統女
- otome hmmm...
- smells like newspaper
- smells like plants idk she gives me calm vibes somehow
- smells like sand

無花果
- smells like heavy makeup
- smells like lipstick
- smells like red wine because ma’am’s fancy af