List of movies women aren't allowed to enjoy
1. The fight club,women just don't get it, and in their tiny women brain it's all about how sexy and hot Brad Pitt is.
2. Blade runner, he is just like me and I am unique and epic, women are nor unique nor epic.
3. Taxi driver. A lot like fight club women just won't get it, but unlike fight club, there isn't a hot sexy protagonist.
4. Joker, women probably think this movie is about how sad I am for not being allowed to be racist, just like most things in life they are wrong
http://5.Drive , another movie where Ryan Gosling is just like me. Women probably only like this movie because he is hot and not because of the plot itself.
6. Green street, this movie is about how cool epic and violent we males are, it is also about how stinky and uncool women are.
7.Scott pilgrim vs the world. This movie tells w*men to be promiscuous. I don't like that.
8.American pyscho, Christian Bale is hot and women think that this movie is about how hot being a psychopath is. In reality it's about how cool being a psychopath is, women watch movies based on how hot the protagonist is, men based on how much the protagonist is just like them
9. AVGN the movie
10.Paths of Glory, Women probably don't like this anyway as women don't watch movies before the 70s because actors were not hot back then.
11.The lighthouse, women already got their lighthouse, it's called the Witch, besides probably the only thought woman had while watching this movie is how they wanted Robert Pattinson to do bad things to them anyway.
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