Online game of Lancer game is going great

"Can I take 1 reactor stress to have a flashback and say I brought this specialty equipment?"

"My 'there are no hostile actors in this research dome' t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt."

These [semi-organic bionic] mechs are NOT practicing good social distancing.

My pilot is a sort of metal fox, and I was struggled to imagine what they would look like in a "humanoid robot" form.
...until I remembered the reference picture I'd been using for months was from Transformers.

Giving them a doggie shirt that says "I don't want to look or be human"

"So they basically found the dead sea scrolls, couldn't read them, but realized if they erased all the writing they make *amazing* batteries"

When the enemy penalizes you for being within 3 spaces, but your entire build relies on being within 3 spaces.

When you spend one (1) full turn within 3 spaces of the enemy and you have 17 Burn, compared to you 17 max HP

Since this particular joke gets bumped every time I add my campaign-specific memes to this thread, I feel like I should clarify: The worker's revolution wasn't in our way, but we the planetary authorities were, so we helped bolster the existing revolutionary faction.