My favorite bodega owner, who makes good egg and cheeses, fervently believes that the coronavirus pandemic occurred because of 5G towers.

His source: “A friend.”

His evidence: No coronavirus in the Caribbean, coronavirus in US and China, which have 5G. (Fact check: there is coronavirus in parts of the Caribbean, but it’s not as bad as the US)

Ok so I’m going viral thanks to Twitter moments and gonna do something good with it: If you’re in NYC and need a meal you can get THREE MEALS A DAY FOR FREE. SPREAD THE WORD https://www.schools.nyc.gov/school-life/food/free-meals