Gonna go drive the Cadillac around Phoenix for an hour or two, send me your address and I'll stop in front of your house with a megaphone and tell a dirty joke

First visit done

Sadly @WillNovak13 ‘s excellent joke “what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off” was (pun not intended) cut off but I got my dirty joke in there, second visit done

Swung into downtown, spreading quarantine cheer

Swung by @shanebacon’s place, he said if I kept it clean he might post it...nah buddy these are drive by *dirty* jokes

Thanks to @TheEdgePHX for this bird's eye view of an idiot driving a green boat around Phoenix, telling dirty jokes https://twitter.com/TheEdgePHX/status/1244387293156110336?s=20

this concludes socially distanced drive-by dirty jokes for today. Probably won't be the last installment though. Happy to spread cheer one dick joke at a time.

While you're here, check out this list of Phoenix bar/restaurant staff that local idiot @NilesHarris put together with virtually no help from me. You can send them $ directly via Venmo, PayPal, Cash App. Tip your favorites or pick number and help at random! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/1y7EwrWSe_FAE5JdlKtP-LnAL7TJYnFu0FWf-Tf9kseY/htmlview

Gonna do another episode of Clue and his wife tell drive by dirty jokes to people in Phoenix from a giant 1970 Cadillac this Thursday afternoon, my DMs are open for addresses

Thank you I now have 4-6 addresses of you or your unsuspecting family members, Thursday from 3-5 be outside and drunk