Ok so I watched Tiger King and I need group therapy now. These are all my chronological & incoherent reactions to whatever this show was intended to be.

Spoilers below so don’t read the thread if you haven’t watched yet.

Fam, I just...
-ok, this ain’t so bad.
-wait... names on bullets?
-he married both of them?
-did she feed her hubby to lions??
-WTF IS THIS MUSIC VIDEO?!?!
-those poor rabbits.
-arson, homie?
-ah nah, carol went after moms. don’t cry, mama 😢
-that lion bit jeff bc he knew he was a bad guy lol
-Joe runs for President bc of course he fcking does.
-LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
-Campaign mgr: I knew he was crazy from our convos at Walmart.
-this boy shot himself omg
-this funeral speech 😧
-I’ll never visit Oklahoma.
-the FEDs move in...
-THESE MUSIC VIDEOS MUST END
-black eyeliner > blue eyeliner on Joe
-OMG theyre really tryna kill Carol?
-ok, punked out on killing Carol.
-oh no, he’s still tryna kill Carol.
-lol, is he too cheap to kill Carol?
-he was gonna kill Carol for 5k 🥴
-all these folks are villains. i’m rooting for the cats.
-he really stayed loyal to that mullet.
-i still don’t like carol.
-hold up. the hit man got immunity?
-joe kept animals in cages most of his life now he’s in one.
-never trust a guy w a monkey on his lap.
-my God... how did all these grifters find each other?
-they all need biz attire for court 😆
-ok, i kinda miss the music videos.
-we didn’t need this lipstick in the mirror moment.
-this mans entire kitchen consists of a microwave, a sink and a furnace.
-how did jeff escape testifying???
-this is so suspect but all of em are guilty.
-wow all that trolling backfired on him in court. let that be a lesson.
-seriously can’t decide who’s the worst in this doc.
-i can’t believe they kill those beautiful cubs. set em free!
-all their lives are ruined.
-joe started as a real advocate and then it all went to hell.
-almost 10k tigers in the US and only 4K in the wild? That’s insane. I’m officially disgusted just in time for this last music video.

That’s it. Think I’ll go read the Bible cover to cover now. LOL

Which moments shocked y’all the most besides all of them? 😉🙃
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