Ayt bet so I'm in CT for my homeboys moms funeral right.. One of my other homeboys cousins hosts us.. Cool.. Now because we were helping with the arrangements, we didn't get a chance to get haircuts and shit.. Cool

This dude goes and buys Magic Powder and decides to do that shit the morning if the funeral.. Now my bougie ass has never heard of that shit. None of us have so no one knows how to do that shit..

My other boys wife offers to help him do that shit.. My man's applies it.. And then realises he has nothing to take it off with. I graciously volunteered my Clicks Club Card (RIP) for this procedure

Maaaaaaan did his letwadi not come out FUCKED up hahahahaha. Okay fast forward, my G is sitting next to me in church.. Ol' patches over here.. I promise you a pimple grew on the side of his head and that bitch bust open and bled. Bruh

I left the service to go outside to laugh.. I couldn't laugh loud because funeral but I was dying.. Went into the car to let these tears out.. Even at the graveyard this shit was happening.. I was having such a bad time tryna contain myself.. Fuck

I first started dying when the shit started burning him and he called my homies wife on some "AYANDA AYANDA HURRY UP!"

I was ironing my short in tears bruh lmaooooooooo