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40. bucatini
who decided to put a hole in my fucking spaghetti. it’s like stretched out macaroni i fucking hate it
who decided to put a hole in my fucking spaghetti. it’s like stretched out macaroni i fucking hate it
39. angel hair
i cannot stress enough how much i fucking hate angel hair it’s so stringy and hard to hold on a fork and it has the same texture as a white girl’s greasy ponytail . disgraceful ass skinny spaghetti
i cannot stress enough how much i fucking hate angel hair it’s so stringy and hard to hold on a fork and it has the same texture as a white girl’s greasy ponytail . disgraceful ass skinny spaghetti
38. ferrazuoli
it looks like stomped on twizzlers i’m sorry i cant
it looks like stomped on twizzlers i’m sorry i cant
37. mafalde
now what the FUCK am i supposed to do with skinny lasagne. please tell me
now what the FUCK am i supposed to do with skinny lasagne. please tell me
36. ziti
what am i supposed to do with this skinny ridgeless rigatoni. disgusting. there’s no texture it cant hold any fucking sauce id probably blow tomato sauce out of it like a straw
what am i supposed to do with this skinny ridgeless rigatoni. disgusting. there’s no texture it cant hold any fucking sauce id probably blow tomato sauce out of it like a straw
35. penne lisce
AGAIN. NO FUCKING RIDGES. IT CANT HOLD ANY SAUCE ITS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL
AGAIN. NO FUCKING RIDGES. IT CANT HOLD ANY SAUCE ITS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL
34. anelli
idk it’s just the noodles they use for spagettios i hate it i’m sorry
idk it’s just the noodles they use for spagettios i hate it i’m sorry
33. fusilli bucate
they use this shit for macaroni sometimes but there’s a really twisty kind that looks like a curly fry. it appears okay until you actually eat it. i fucking hate it
they use this shit for macaroni sometimes but there’s a really twisty kind that looks like a curly fry. it appears okay until you actually eat it. i fucking hate it
32. cappelli da chef
it looks like a girthy penis i’ll fucking pass
it looks like a girthy penis i’ll fucking pass
31. gnocchi and not the filled ones i mean the shells
what the fuck. that’s all i have to say
what the fuck. that’s all i have to say
30. kusksu
it looks like fish food. literally the foreskin of spaghetti i hate this pebble pasta
it looks like fish food. literally the foreskin of spaghetti i hate this pebble pasta
29. spaghetti
i know it’s a classic but it’s just not that special. it’s boring and only good like once every 6 months sorry spaghetti apologists
no picture needed we know what spaghetti looks like
i know it’s a classic but it’s just not that special. it’s boring and only good like once every 6 months sorry spaghetti apologists
no picture needed we know what spaghetti looks like
28. linguine
honest to god who looks at their fettuccine and thinks Hm! i want it skinnier
honest to god who looks at their fettuccine and thinks Hm! i want it skinnier
27. lanterne
i mean wtf. it looks like those butter cookies u get in those cookie boxes that become sewing kits once they’re all gone
i mean wtf. it looks like those butter cookies u get in those cookie boxes that become sewing kits once they’re all gone
26. maltagliati
THEYRE LITERALLY SCRAPS ?? no just no
THEYRE LITERALLY SCRAPS ?? no just no
25. paccheri
no. look at the texture it’s the same as electric cuticle cutters and it’s A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR RIGATONI
no. look at the texture it’s the same as electric cuticle cutters and it’s A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR RIGATONI
24. picchiarelli
it looks like when u buy french bread from walmart and pick out all the soft parts of the bread leaving only the Crust Shell
it looks like when u buy french bread from walmart and pick out all the soft parts of the bread leaving only the Crust Shell
23. corzetti
it looks like communion wafers who the fuck is eating corzetti
it looks like communion wafers who the fuck is eating corzetti
22. orecchiette
i’m sorry they look like picked scabs
i’m sorry they look like picked scabs
21. fettuccine
i mean it’s good but it’s flat so if you slurp it sauce goes EVERYWHERE
again, no picture needed, we know what fettuccine looks like
i mean it’s good but it’s flat so if you slurp it sauce goes EVERYWHERE
again, no picture needed, we know what fettuccine looks like
20. orzo
imitation rice
imitation rice
19. stelle :)
ok now we’re getting to acceptable pasta! stelle is a soup pasta and i like the shape a lot they’re really cute and you can overcook them and they still taste good and u don’t even need sauce! salt and butter is just fine
ok now we’re getting to acceptable pasta! stelle is a soup pasta and i like the shape a lot they’re really cute and you can overcook them and they still taste good and u don’t even need sauce! salt and butter is just fine
18. vermicelli
now listen vermicelli is just short angel hair and i actually don’t like the taste i just like the wikipedia description . little worms
now listen vermicelli is just short angel hair and i actually don’t like the taste i just like the wikipedia description . little worms
17. manicotti
ok listen manicotti SMACKS like its basically lasagne burrito . i love it
ok listen manicotti SMACKS like its basically lasagne burrito . i love it
16. radiatore
LOOK AT THEM!! they’re such a fun shape and they have so many ridges which are perfect for holding sauce . 10/10
LOOK AT THEM!! they’re such a fun shape and they have so many ridges which are perfect for holding sauce . 10/10
15. quadrettini
little squares ! they look like confetti pasta
little squares ! they look like confetti pasta
14. pappardelle
egg noodles just slap that’s all i have to say
egg noodles just slap that’s all i have to say
13. conchiglie
i love shell pasta it’s so good especially with alfredo sauce Chefs Kiss 10/10
i love shell pasta it’s so good especially with alfredo sauce Chefs Kiss 10/10
12. farfalle
farfalle is kinda basic but it reminds me of my grandmother so they have sentimental value
farfalle is kinda basic but it reminds me of my grandmother so they have sentimental value
11. penne rigate
penne is a classic! i love penne that’s all
penne is a classic! i love penne that’s all
10. maccheroni
ONLY because i love kraft mac and cheese . this little noodle brings me so much joy
ONLY because i love kraft mac and cheese . this little noodle brings me so much joy
9. rotini
i like the spirals and it tastes good
i like the spirals and it tastes good
8. quadrefiore
they look like flowers! and they remind me of radiatore
they look like flowers! and they remind me of radiatore
7. tortellini
i love tortellini so so much it’s delicious and you can put so many fillings in it and it looks like little chickens when it’s boiling
i love tortellini so so much it’s delicious and you can put so many fillings in it and it looks like little chickens when it’s boiling
6. fusilli
twisty :)
twisty :)
5. alphabet pasta
what can i say i like to spell fuck with my food
what can i say i like to spell fuck with my food
4. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
3. heart pasta
LOOK at how cute these are. i’m so happy
LOOK at how cute these are. i’m so happy
2. honeycomb rotelle
this is just because i love bees . this pasta shape makes me so happy
this is just because i love bees . this pasta shape makes me so happy
1. frogaroni
oh my god. frog pasta . i mean did we expect anything less of me
oh my god. frog pasta . i mean did we expect anything less of me
