Woke up with this boy making biscuits against the side of my head. I think we're going to be friends!

Not sure what I'll call him yet but apologies in advance for spamming your TL with pics of him. Go ahead and mute this thread if you need!

Two sparrows bump the window wrestling and screaming at each other: not one whisker twitch

My downstairs neighbor shuts a door with medium strength: i must prowl every inch of this apartment, growling under my breath, to locate and destroy the intruder

Disappointment of his life when i tore the seal on these pistachios

Sorry for the awkward angle but he lay in my lap for the first time!!!!!

My aunt asked me what his name is so I'm having to explain a few things

Fitst cat I've had who has absolutely no fear of rolling around in the tub???

I have to vacuum but I'm scared he'll piss on my bed or something

Goliath is not a fan of his deworming meds

*screm*

Back to sleep on my hip

I forgot how some cats like....CHEW on their assholes when they clean themselves

Sitting with my newfound understanding that if i do not exhaust him with the feather lure for an hour every day, he will find every twisty tie, bobby pin, or stray shard of ramen (listen,) in the entire house and murder it over and over again in my bed every night.

This sweet boy is saving my life

Im sorry you can mute me any time

Well it finally happened. He pulled down the shower curtain.

I forgive him though bc he spent the whole night sleeping with his face pressed into my open palm.

Oh christ

Love this BOY

(All the masks will be washed)

He's not sure about lap sitting but monorailing the back of my couch with his oven-hot butt planted in my neck? Guess I'm never moving from this spot!

He likes to chill with one arm in my slipper

Wow sweetie

I can't imagine quarantine without this tiny lion man

Can't get enough of Mother's Foot Essence

This tweet brought to you by my 5 years selling on Ebanned to some extremely lonely men

This thread is becoming kind of specific