Phone calls I get from my best friends, a thread:

“I’m Irish dancing to your laugh right now”

“Imagine if butts were squeaky”

“Here’s a picture of my nan I edited on my baby cousin”

“Just thought i would call you to tell you her name because I know as soon as I do you’ll find her and look through the past ten years of her life so I thought I’d talk you through it” LMAO I-

“You can’t see it right now but I’m voguing to nicki minaj right now work diva”

“I made nicki minaj and dr Phil on the sims to make them woohoo, look”

“It’s either you tell him you want to see him in a car crash compilation or you aggressively shit yourself in front of him”

I’m sorry I know nobody gives a fuck about these but my friends are so funny and looking at this thread makes me laugh so hard