Thread, ranking the #TigerKing people from least likely to have killed Carole Baskin’s husband to most likely:

13. John Finaly. Dude was great, wouldnt hurt a fly. Did he pretend to be gay? Maybe. Meth addiction? Absolutely. But murderer? Not a chance. Rule him out.

12. Joshua Dile. Boy did he live the American Dream. Who doesnt hope every day they can go from WalMart Manager to gubernatorial campaign manager overnight! No way he’d murder and throw his great life away! 0 chance he did it!

11. Joe Exotic. Does this look like a man who would kill a living thing? Nope, not a chance. You can rule him out too.

10. The kid Magician JP Wilson. Harmless kid magician who taught Joe Exotic some tricks, did a trick on her husband that went wrong, or evil mastermind using magic to do a series of murders and frame other people??? I cant be sure, so we cant rule him out at this time.

9. Matt Damon. We bought a Zoo? More like we murdered Carole Baskin’s husband in cold blood to try and get animal rights activists off his Zoo’s back. Now i’ve never seen the movie, but he has something to hide, i know it. Police need to talk to him now.

8. Doc Antle. I feel like they could have spent more time on this guy RUNNING A CULT. They just sorta mentioned it for 10 minutes. Feels like a pretty big thing. Did he pay off the filmmakers to barely talk about it? Is he a murderer? Probably, but still just #8.

7. Kelsi Saffary. She seemed too calm at all times. Talk about Joe maybe hiring someone for murder? Calm. Sticking your hand in a tiger cage and getting it cut off? Calm. She could 100% lie her way through a murder trial. Cant rule her out.

6. Filmmaker Eric Goode. This doc was so crazy, i’m open to the idea that this man spent years making all of this happen, murdering people in the process just to make a good documentary. You just happened to film this stuff? Sure buddy, whatever you say.

5. Rick Kirkham. Did he do anything wrong? Not really. Does he looks like more of a supervillain than anyone else in this doc? Absolutely. Thats a “yeah i’m evil and i’m not afraid to show it” hat i’ve ever seen. I’d say its likely he did it.

4. Jeff Lowe. Guys just an asshole. Nothing else i can say other than that i really hate the guy, and would consider framing him for murder myself. So be ready for some facts to come out that he killed Carole’s husband, i might make some up and give them to the FBI.

3. James Garretson. At one point, that guy has to go up to the producers and say “hey, you know i have a Jet Ski. Might wanna get a few shots of me riding it looking cool as fuck.” Thats the type of guy that would murder and feel nothing, just wake up the next morning and jet ski

2. Carole Baskin. Did she murder her husband? Probably. Do i need to wait for more facts to be sure? Nope. Beyond a reasonable doubt? You betcha. Fed him to the tigers? 100%. But is she my #1 suspect? Not a chance.

1. Howard Baskin. Every single time they showed this guy i was uncomfortable. Who would marry someone like Carole? The type of dude who would murder to get to marry her. My mind is made up, that guy 100% killed Carole’s wife and you cant tell me otherwise.

I meant Carole’s husband but the tweets stand.